Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Replace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...

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Sex for Gym Class

Utilitarian Phys-Ed
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When you were young, when's the first time you really needed experience rope-climbing?

'nuff said.

jcatkeson, Jan 22 2004

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       Oh, no more Michael Jackson jokes, please ...
Letsbuildafort, Jan 22 2004
  

       Schools encourge team sports! Put me in coach.
BigGibbyG, Jan 22 2004
  

       Algebra was a bit of a waste of time too... And my maths teacher was kind of hot...
lostdog, Jan 22 2004
  

       It's all to be done with ropes, right?
ldischler, Jan 23 2004
  

       Sex: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
k_sra, Jan 23 2004
  

       Hell, I thought that was what recess was for.
Klaatu, Jan 23 2004
  

       well, since kids seam to reject anything coming out of schools (and Algebra is absolutely magnificant), so this could lower teen pregnancy...   

       I'm a teen... the only problem is that I'm so quick I always end up finishing my homework in class... DAMN!
Ossalisc, Jan 23 2004
  

       bring new meaning to the PE terms "push-ups"... and "press-ups"...
Ossalisc, Jan 23 2004
  

       <whinny kid voice> "Teacher, Timmy is trying to stick it in my ass again!." <wkv>
babyhawk, Jan 23 2004
  

       My school for instance never gave us time to take a shower after class. What a smelly mess the school would be!
Antioc, Jan 23 2004
  

       Somehow undergoing nudity in front of your peers during adolescence seems unusually cruel.
k_sra, Jan 23 2004
  

       Unless at a major sporting event, wearing tassels on ones nipples, and trying to evade the teachers who have no incentive whatsoever to touch, let alone catch you.
Detly, Jan 23 2004
  
      
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