h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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'Usual gin and tonic sir ?'
'Sure thing James'
'Ice sir ?'
'Yep make it a good cold-un James in a deep glass'
'Penguins with that sir?'
'Penguins James?'
'Yes sir,new from the nanotech labs,they come in little marked box's,Skating Penguins.We pop a few into your drink and
they perform upon the ice,they say it's like a pre-performance before the big drink, when you're ready to sup your gin just spoon them out and put them back in the box'
'You serious James? '
The miniature robotic penguins are spooned into the glass and placed upon the floating ice.Before sir's very eyes as he peers into the glass the penguins are performing a skating gala whilst the bubbles fizz and pop into the air like a mini firework display.
'James that is truly amazing'
'As I said sir, just take a spoon and lift them out when your ready to sup'
skating penguin
http://www.hawkinss...ng_peng_bledsoe.jpg [po, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
(?) into the big drink
http://www.strangec...cturejokes/9590.gif [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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You're skating awfully close to nano-magic. |
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When I pour a drink, I'm ready to sup. |
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Flying nanobot penguins would be really magical. |
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I have a Snoopy and Woodstock that skate around on top of a small grand piano which plays "Linus and Lucy". Maybe with a really big gin and tonic... |
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I actually think that this is pretty neat. But does it have to work with gin? |
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I reckon [skinflaps] has already seen them in his gin and tonic, hence the idea. AA anyone? |
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[unclepete] are you suggesting i join the Automobile Association? |
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if we genetically engineered tiny penguins, maybe we wouldn't have to spoon em out. adds a bit of body to your drink. |
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Make the penguins smart and tough enough and when they eventually come out, they can find their way back home to be reused. |
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Crunch Crunch Crunch. Oh NOOOOO!!! Not my nano penguins!!! (+) |
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Crunch Crunch Crunch. Oh NOOOOO!!! Not my expensive dental work!!! |
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How are you going to find ice skates their size? |
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