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Each stair step of these stairs can, by means of advanced hydraulics and a remote control, be moved horizontally. Many uses present themselves:
- Customize the staircase to the dimensions of your abode.
- Create a wide-stepped stairway for the Southern belle or rheumatic grandpa.
- Make
a variety of climbing walls. The automatic belaying winch and safety gate must be installed.
- Dial in a steep cliff that can’t be ascended, at bedtime upstairs, to feel secure from thieves.
With the stair step rotation option you can produce a multitude of differently shaped, slippery slides; fun for kids from 5 to 65.
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[farmer] seriously, my dog's sight is deteriorating and she stands at the top of the stairs, scared to descend. can these stairs somehow give her courage to take the first step. |
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Is a malfunction of these things likely to result in a public liability suit? If so, croissant. |
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Doesn't Hogwarts have something like this? |
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Would it have a "random" mode? |
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aw, I live in a bungalow. |
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[Po] does your dog like slides? |
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