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"Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more."
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'ts not so bad being Randy. |
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Using saltpeter as an ardor suppressant is an urban myth.
If this is the basis of your idea, it is going to be {marked_for_deletion} as a magic soap. |
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If saltpeter is not the basis of your idea, please explain how it works. |
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Soap Peter is not for the randy fellow but for the tired and sore object of his affection. |
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Soap Peter would utilize the effects of vitex agnus castus [link] otherwise known as Chasteberry or Monk's Pepper because eating it helped keep monks celibate. |
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I can easily understand boning the idea for it's potential to adversly effect one's sex life, but doesn't that make it perfectly halfbaked? |
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And rest assured that this is not simply an anagram for 'toe papers' or some other such nonsense. |
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"bromides-in-the-tea" paper? |
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My father turned me in to a Soap Peter. Growing up, I was an unruly child and would cuss and blaspheme until I was blue in the face. My father would administer my punishment with perseverance and gusto, until there was no soap left to consume. Rebellious and foolish I did not cease my wicked tongue and grew quite used to soap's otherwise bitter taste. My palate was quite altered. Now I enjoy it spread over toast with a blob of marmite or grated over a spaghetti carbonara, or a nice hot mochachino. |
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