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Soap Taps
Just to make extra sure that people wash their hands | |
A bar of soap, mounted onto a tap, so that when you use the sink, your hands get soapy, so you have to wash it off, so that those criminals (such as me and the other 90%, I mean, come on, how many of you properly scrub your hands every time you go to the loo?) who hardly ever use soap after going to
the toilet, will have to get the soap off their hands...
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Soap, on the same tap as the water is?
Mounted where the tap handle or knob
is? As opposed to a separate tap for
soap (which exists for liquid soap)?
There's an immense hygiene problem
with soap that everyone gets to touch
prior to washing, in that the soap itself
harbours a lot of bad stuff that you
really wouldn't want to realise,
especially in the semi-wet goop around
it. |
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Perhaps a better idea would be a branch
of nice appealing shrubbery above the
mirrors. This shrubbery harbours birds,
such as canaries, finches and other
sorts that might be going cheep at the
time. These would inevitably, due to the
quantity of birds times the probability
plus the shock of being frightened by
humans, shit on the hands of those
reaching out to the taps. This would
necessitate proper washing. |
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I was meaning on those taps where you have to push the button down, so as that people won't be in a never ending cycle of wash, soap, wash, soap, until they get fustrated. |
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This is used in prisons, that much is clear. |
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