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complete with cuckoo that pops out on the hour - swiss swiss swiss army knife |
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And is completely neutral |
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So the selection would be between different holes for different purposes, rather than between different tools? |
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OK, your links are pretty close. But they're not exactly Swiss army knives with Swiss cheese-type holes in them. |
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po-sy I like. better than bliss's pooey any day |
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Paint pluterday's version yellow and you might have something more than a nightmarish visual pun: Cheese-grater, bottle-opener, bit-holder, spaghetti measure, wrench, etc. |
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Yellow = cowardice = neutrality? Nah, just the color of the cheese. |
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How about an Iraqi Army knife with one big asshole at the top? |
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I call my *waiter's corkscrew* an Italian/French Army Knife, depending on present company. |
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Is that the one with the special attachment for stabbing your Allies in the back ? |
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When you open up the tools from the knife, do they make a sound like curtains being drawn? A Swish Swiss Army Knife. |
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It would have to tidy everything up into neat piles and polish leaves on hedges. |
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<homage to "The Fast Show"> Using a penknife is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Always make sure it is well oiled... </homage to "The Fast Show"> |
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