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Celebrate your favourite team with these reproduction tinted logo'd helmets that attach onto your testicles.
Whether it be the Giants or the Bears, simply place a helmet upon each testicle and secure the face guards. If "clacking" of helmets occurs a short audible re-run of a touchdown can be heard
emitted from the wearer's trousers.
Watch batteries included.
Miniature Football helmets
http://cgi.ebay.com...em#ebayphotohosting
From vending machines; been around since the '70s [half, Jan 24 2006]
Fruity Helmet
http://penguinx.org/?p=31
[calum, Jan 25 2006]
Safety first.
http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 26 2006]
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Functional and stylish! I can't wait to show them of to friends and family. |
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Who needs testicle helmets when you've got skinflaps. |
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Rather glad to find this is not a helmet that looks like [sf]'s scrotum... |
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<squirms in seat>
Whole new meaning for "Tight-End"
</sis> |
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[normzone] mentally reviews the options available for football player position oriented puns, and decides not to participate. |
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Technically they aren't exposed... |
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Who needs skinflaps when ya got lostdog? (Just kiddin skin, but this idea has jock rot all over it, if'n ya know what I mean.)
Are the hemi-ballstickles all wrinkly and etc? |
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If it really floats your boat, there are mini helmets that used to be sold in vending machines for a quarter.
(link) |
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Football's covered. Next idea is what, miniature ball caps for baseball fans? |
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Sounds like a cartoon character. |
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I don't know if I'm alone here, but I have this funny aversion to clipping things to my testicles. |
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Stop giving me ideas, Druze. |
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Just in time for the Superbowl. |
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