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A film following the events of the fateful night when the crew and passengers went down in the middle of the Atlantic.
(?) One of the many Titanic victims.
http://you.genie.co...anic/darlington.htm
This guy edited my local newspaper. He was a very influential journalist and social commentator, in America as well as England. [angel, Jul 04 2001]
TITanic
http://www.stomptok...t/titanic-2000.html
The softcore T&A interpretation. [mrkillboy, Jul 04 2001]
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you know....after the film came out, a couple of friends and I decided that the directors and producers should have taken advantage of the set and filmed three or four different stories about that incident, then, there could have been "sequels" of a different sort....can you imagine watching a different version/storyline and catching a glimpse of Jack and Rose running around in the background? It would have been fun..... |
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...tossing on the waves, man over board, plunging nose first into davy jones locker... That lonely + vote still gets my fish. |
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Boy, there's a lot of potential yet untapped, isn't there. I like Susen's idea, and benfrost's gay version could be like 'A Comedy of Errors' (a mannish lesbian attracted by a guy in drag whilst this gay guy's real partner is hitting on Jack, and Rose finds herself keeping a mysterious assignation with the first lesbian's partner, etc ad ludicrum) or it could be a serious, sombre metaphor for the AIDS epidemic in America and the death of innocence. Yay, what fun--I'll counter lubbit's fish with a pastry. |
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Dog Ed, you get cooler and cooler every time I read your annotations. |
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Again, with the under-the-radar pun! The learning curve ever straightens. |
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Thank you, The Military, I missed it on first read. Argh. AfroAssault, stop it, you're making me blush. |
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TM: sometimes you have to ignore the *offensive* pun b/c the idea actually has merit of a sort...... |
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Susen — My onus is that I find no puns offensive. They are my vice. This group has brought temperance into my life and, for that, many personal acquaintances are forever in its debt. For the record: Funny stuff, this! |
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Interestingly, right after Titanic reached "mega blockbuster" status there was talk of making a prequel called "Jack and Rose" about those respective characters pre-Titanic lives, as well as a follow up centering on Rose's post-Titanic life. |
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And of course, the porn version, Jackin' Rose, where everyone goes down together. |
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I know what you did from 7:30 to 11:30 last night Ben. |
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I'm assuming that in the porn version everyone in the water survives by the heat created in a 2000+ person strong orgy. |
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Yes, Unabubba I'm afraid I did. |
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I couldn't bring myself to do it again. It's on the same shelf as Independence Day and Pearl Harbor for me. Riddled with crappy inaccuracies, dubious science and soppy, overwrought purple patches. |
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Every time I watch the movie, the boat sinks and every one dies. You would think the passengers would have more sense than to go on the voyage knowing full well what happened last time it was on. |
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Mephista, that's why I watch documentaries. If they get all leftist and emotional I just switch them off and go do something useful. I also boycott that TV channel for a week or so in silent protest. No point ranting at them, just don't come back for a while. Their revenue depends upon average viewer numbers; reduce the average. |
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The problem is that if you are not a 'Nielsen Family', your staying away doesn't reduce the average at all. They figure it by tracking the watching habits of a few people... |
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I thought Titanic already was a gay movie... |
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I can't believe this one was never churned...um, oh I guess I can believe it, well, here it is again, though I've never seen it, well, I've seen the Titanic, not the real ship of course... |
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In Tetanic they all get tetanus and have to watch each other slowly die. |
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In Turdtanic they all... no, on second thoughts, lets not go
there. |
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In Tightanic they all have Yorkshire accents. |
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In Tutonic they all spreken sie mit da Vaterland accents. |
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[FT] Apologies for any nausea caused. |
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In Tectonic, they're all on Australia when it collides with
South America. Probably a two-reeler. |
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In Thai Tannic, a luxury cruise to South East Asia is ruined when room service accidentally overdunks the tea bags. |
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In Techtanic, the Titanic is saved by Angus Macgyver's great-grandfather, Abner Macgyver, who uses a roll of duct tape, a compass, an ear of corn, and the ship's radio to create the world's first functioning radar system to penetrate the fog and deduce just in time to take evasive action that there is, indeed, an iceberg ahead. They make it past with a severe yet surviveable gash in the side of the ship. Barry Manilow, Michael Bolton, and Richard Simmons' progenitors are *tragically* lost in the accident. |
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Itanic: the story of intel's biggest flop, Itanium
iTanic: the story of apple's biggest flop, the Newton. |
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There's also TitanAEc, Teatanic (boston tea party), etc, etc. |
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Tectanic...
same thing but about a really really big earthquake-proof bus. |
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Probably equipped with fancy Bose magnetic suspension. |
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Timtanic - exactly like the original, only dubbed so that
everyone is called Tim. Including all female characters. |
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Thai-tanic: the ship is refloated with ping-pong balls. |
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//Thai-tanic: the ship is refloated with ping-pong balls// |
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Booo! That's been done in real life! |
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