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Hey, who ate all the toothpaste?! Gottendamnen rottenhauler must'ntgrumblin' kids today... |
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Baked. Have you tasted any of the current toothpastes for kids? |
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J. Newton: Show me one that is "served" cold and tastes just like ice cream. |
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S. DeGroof: "You'll wonder why the yellow did stay, when you brush your teeth with Lemon Parfait" |
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Served cold and then rubbed into your teeth? Brrrrrrrrr. Have you never heard of sensitive teeth? |
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I agree with [dare99]. Nothing would make me brush my teeth faster and less thorougly than freezing cold toothpaste. Now, warm creamy caramel-fudge on the other hand...... |
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Maybe some sort of chemical reaction that requires sufficient brushing to obtain the taste. You first put it in your mouth, it tastes like Vegemite. Friction against the teeth creates a reation that changes the taste to strawberry sherbet. |
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