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Well, one does have to approve of your logic. But you're going to be required to move there and govern it. |
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I'll be auditing your progress every month. Make up the spare room, will you? |
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I approve the idea but i foresee technological problems: the Baja peninsula is somewhat thin and would break/get torn away easily. I say go for the whole Mexico, then the cut-outs could be held as an assault rifle (with Florida being the clip). |
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Yes, this is good, but I'd delete Kansas
as well to create a convenient peep hole
in the middle. I'm sure it wouldn't be
missed, and besides, I've already read
the William Least-Heat-Moon book. Big
bun + |
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I'd delete Kansas just because. |
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If you also took a coastal strip of Canada - what is that called, Vancouver or something, you could get Alaska in the same piece and not have to tote around the extra Alaska chunk. |
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Hawaii poses a problem, but could be ceded to the Canadians and Mexicans in exchange. Maybe the Big Island for Mexico (there are a lot of them!) and the rest to Canada. Now would that be a sweet deal or what? |
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As for Alaska, yeah. I agree. We should grab the west coast of Canada. |
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But I like Hawaii. I'd be willing to carry Hawaii around in my pocket in order to keep it. I'd have my kids hold the major islands up for the rally. |
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Canada is as dull as dishwater.... and
they hunt seals. Alaska would still
remain joined with an oil pipe - so I'd
say: "Bye Bye Canada, but who will miss
you?" |
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//But you're going to be required to move there and govern it// |
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Wait a couple of hundred million years and it will become part of B.C. <link> |
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I knew this would smoke some of them
out. "Canada" is the name of choice for
Roche's new super strong sleeping tablet.
(starts international incident, then
sucks thumb under the table) |
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Based on an answer given on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" I suspect that the only reason the US hasn't attempted an annex already is because they have no idea where Canada actually is: |
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Host: If you cross the northern border of mainland USA what country will you be in? |
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Contestant: I have no idea... <pauses to think> ... I'll copy [a 5th grader's answer]. |
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<answer is subsequently revealed> |
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Contestant: Wow, these questions are tough, aren't they? |
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Audience: general murmur of agreement. |
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I think that the US would also be an acceptable answer. The host didn't specify whether the traveller was heading north or south. |
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That will be my imperfect memory. I've almost certainly paraphrased the actual question asked - there was no ambiguity in the one the host asked on the show, and the contestant wasn't torn between two choices - they didn't have a clue. |
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