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A light, supporting harness holds an empty frame from a 19" monitor case in front of your face. Suddenly, your real life is as interesting as a website! With one of those metal click-bug toys (included), you can go around clicking anything you wish. Use your credit cards to make "virtually online" purchases;
visit simulated Internet casinos; view full-length movies on enormous screens with super-high-fidelity sound; video-chat with people in amazing 3D! For high-speed connections, visit a Starbucks.
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