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//by way of a seismograph ... can measure the number of wanks//
Or just how many wanks kick your bathroom fixtures. |
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\\an ice breaker for dates\\ I can't say that I generally start my dates off in my bathroom. |
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Are you confusing 'a wank' with 'a single
full excursion of hand motion along the
shaft and back'? Or are both descriptions
functionally equivalent, in your case? |
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<Letsbuildafort>, I have yet to ever kick a bathroom fixture so this would not be an effective method of counting. <Hidden truths>, this would be to the niche market of "guys who start their dates in a bathroom." It is with a fond heart and a renewed love of life that someone named "Texticle" corrects my spelling error of masturbation. And <Ian Tindale>, upon thinking of your point I have changed the name to "Wanking off counter" to reflect the entire process counted versus each wank being counted. |
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//I have yet to ever kick a bathroom fixture..//
I'm just saying - if we were "pals" and I KNEW you had one of these things installed, I would kick your toilet every time I was within a city block of your house. |
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And what the heck is wrong with "Texticle?" That feller is a great speller. |
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<obligatory When I First Read This Idea anno> WIFRTI I thought it referred to a location where one was sent to *wank off*, sort of like a Complaint Department for people who are being complete idiots and should therefore go *wank* themselves. I know I've often thought that about some people, but it would be great to actually have some specific place to send them! |
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And think how much funnier it would be if they never clued in!
<begin PA announcement - Paging Mr. Bean, please report to the Wanking Off Counter. - epaa> |
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They'd definitely need the protective glass. |
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Too bad www.tmi.com is already taken - |
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As for ice breakers in the bathhouseroom - somewhere along the line, "knob" would be the key word. |
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Why is everyone assuming that [mrdalillama]'s toilet is in the bathroom. With the counter, I would assume that he would want to display things proudly in his living room, or front hallway. |
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