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The other day I took my shower-head apart to clean it. Now, when I have a shower, it makes a very pleasant bird-like whistle. I'm thinking either these could be sold, or even better, I could travel around taking people's shower-heads apart. Hopefully I could repeat whatever I did to mess up mine.
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I can't yodel. Think you could rig my toilet to do that? |
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Well, I have managed to make my toilet leak all over the place. Would you like that? |
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Perhaps I should hire a plumber one day. |
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While you're at it, Mister Yodeling-Toilet Man, I'd like my showerhead to whistle "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?". I'm sure it's just a short step from plumbing that can yodel to a bathroom fixture that can whistle "flippertigibbet" for me, every morning. |
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I'd pay you for your trouble, naturally ... I make a mean chocolate-chip cookie. |
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Can I have one that whistles Kenny G tunes? For my enemies, I mean. |
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I can only imagine the cacophony of my hot water pipes singing along with my whistling shower head... <shuuuuudder> |
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sort of like the bloody stupid johnson bathroom in terry pratchets 'hogfather'? |
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Me too, Peter. Found it -really- annoying... |
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It's ideas like this that make me really miss mighty_cheese. |
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Very original idea with some funny annos. |
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Version 2.0 will be programmed with the words, Shirley. |
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