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The guys in the adjacent apartment have noisy all-night parties, and dont invite me. So, I want to operate a soothing set of chimes, with an intensity to follow the boom-boom ebb & tide of their stereo. There are shock sensor transducers, that output a signal based on vibration, which goes to an
amplifier. Hook that to an electromagnet, and have a small magnet on the flapper hangy-down-thingy (technical jargon) of a wind chime. Instant indoor ruckus-powered bliss. Adjust the sensitivity to your desired enlightenment level.
Bass Seeking Missile
http://www.halfbake...20Seeking_20Missile One of my solutions. [phoenix, Oct 25 2002]
Audio annoyance deterrent
http://www.halfbake...noyance_20deterrent And another. [phoenix, Oct 25 2002]
For 'Bubba. Cut them down to size.
http://www.husqvarna.com Did you see the tree I saw? [Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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I know someone who desperately needs this. Can you get it built in a jif? |
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Yeah, but he's going to move soon. |
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"Ruckus-powered Bliss?" Heh. |
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The Zen way is to not react to their all-night party and
likewise, not restrain your noisy kids from getting up early
and making lots of noise right outside their apartment. |
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//Zen chainsaw//
"When you can take this Husqvarna from my hand, it will be time for you to leave." |
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Ah, retaliation. These are all fine suggestions, but my special psychological paybacks drive the neighbors completely mad. Mad, I tell you.
This idea is instead about clearing the whole problem from one's mind, until all the other neighbors rise up and deal with it for me. |
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