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"Paper or Plastic" Satellites
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Tomorrow, February 20, '08, the U.S. plans to launch a $40M dollar self destructing missle to 'hopefully' destroy a wayward spy satellite that's been adrift (in an orbit, go figure) for some time now.

If they miss, then it's another $20M for an extra ball to whack the never before used machinery. Guess they never thought of self-destruct features for satellites.

Isn't that idea sort of - baked?? Remember that dead beached whale that they took so many tons of TNT to back in the 70's?

How's about building satellites (ominously looming overhead) out of materials that are combustable at a certain degree, and become fully consumed upon re-entry?

It's better than having whale parts all over your front lawn, or whatever else (hydrazine) happens to be in its guts!


Macdaddyx1, Feb 19 2008

Whale sign.. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23240631/
[Macdaddyx1, Feb 19 2008]

Task of Shooting Down Satellite Begins http://www.nytimes....0cnd-satellite.html
“This is about reducing the risk to human life on Earth — nothing more". In other news, the high-grade explosives intended to destroy the satellite will be carried by a swarm of flying pigs. [jutta, Feb 20 2008]

Flash Paper http://www.penguinm.../product.php?ID=197
One of my favorite things. It vanishes in a flash. [Amos Kito, Feb 21 2008]



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       I thought everybody had just finished complaining that the Chinese had doubled the amount of space debris by blowing up one of their own satellites?

MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 19 2008
  

       Balmy weather we're having! Haven't you noticed?

Macdaddyx1, Feb 19 2008
  

       This US satellite is a top-secret spy satellite that the Americans REALLY don't want anyone else to get there hands on, even if it's a smoldering chunk of casing.
Re: the complaints about the Chinese sat-shot, it's another case of American "do as I say, not as I do" policy.

neutrinos_shadow, Feb 19 2008
  

       How could a satellite be constructed out of only paper and plastic? Much of it is electronic, plus the power source, which will involve materials other than just paper and plastic.

Ian Tindale, Feb 20 2008
  

       It doesn't have to have electronics. It could just be made of paper and look pretty - like a big piece of origami floating in space.

hippo, Feb 20 2008
  

       How about clown-car satellites that fall apart in an amusing manner?   

       //another case of American "do as I say, not as I do"// If this spy sat gets blasted, all of the parts will be down within a few weeks. If it doesn't, it'll still be down in a few weeks. The Chinese sat was at a high enough altitude that those parts will still be up there 500 years hence.   

       Imagine, if you will, the spy satellite coming down on Moscow and killing a couple hundred people. Where Putin has been beating his chest about needing to spank the Yanks, and needing to do it soon, and needing to do it with nukes...   

       //Guess they never thought of self-destruct features for satellites.// This satellite has a self-destruct. Had it worked, you would never have heard anything about it.

lurch, Feb 20 2008
  

       //The Chinese sat was at a high enough altitude that those parts will still be up there 500 years hence.// OK, fair enough. It does seem an odd coincidence, though, that the Chinese demonstrate their ability to knock out a satellite and then, shortly afterwards, the US suddenly realizes that it needs to do the same thing.   

       Also, surely many satellites de-orbit, and the risks to people on the ground are generally considered too low to worry about (unless the satellite contains radioactive material, as in the case of Northern Canada).   

       I guess I just don't believe that the US is doing this purely as a housekeeping excercise.

MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 20 2008
  

       I knew I shouldn't have gone to bed early on this one...   

       Neutrinos; lurch; Mr.Buchanon:   

       I read in a related report that Russia is against the shootdown. Maybe they want to catch the 'pop fly' for its supposed technology.   

       Or, maybe the spacejunk never had functioning self-destruct, just like it never had a working system. (Decoy; ever fool your kids by raising one hand and tickling them with your other?)   

       How's about this - components of hydrazine are amonia, sodium hypochlorite, and iodide (salt) items commonly used in cloud seeding to create tropospheric activity. (Rainmaker fable)   

       Ian T; Hippo; Abs: (Should I even address them??) Look for my next half baked idea - Laminated Litho-Tronics. (had this idea for a while; again, you'll be able to find something like it, but not it.)

Macdaddyx1, Feb 20 2008
  

       //This is about reducing the risk to human life on Earth // (from Jutta's link).   

       So, there we go. All they need to do is to clad the exterior of the shuttle with hydrazine-filled tanks instead of those pesky tiles, and all will be well come re- entry time.

MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 20 2008
  

       Could this not be accomplished far more cost affectively and accurately with a laser?   

       I thought the Navy had a railgun ready to go. Maybe there should be a contest.

bungston, Feb 21 2008
  

       [fries] - to my knowledge lasers powerful to accomplish this are not yet practical.   

       I don't think they give a rats ass about the collateral damage, but it's a great opportunity to test some weapons theory without adverse publicity.   

       I'm betting on at least one failed attempt, with possible success after multiple shots. We'll see.   

       (edit) OK, went straight to CNN.com and they say they hit it. I'm eating my words as we speak.

normzone, Feb 21 2008
  

       So that's what really caused the lunar eclipse. We should be told.

Ian Tindale, Feb 21 2008
  

       Strongly oppose on the following grounds: A) there is already a large orbital debris problem, B) if the sat is so busted as to need to be terminated (as opposed to passivated, vented, deorbited, or otherwise dealt with safely in a manner still requiring control), then it is unlikely that an intentional self destruct would give you any better odds.   

       A better alternative in my opinion would be to construct hazardous propellant tanks with some part of their pressure vessel specifically meant to fail at high altitude in the event of re-entry. For example, place one of the valves on an exposed part of the sat and make it use an ablative material in its structure. When the sat starts to hit the atmosphere, aeroheating will ablate that part of the valve and it will collapse, venting the propellant (probably explosively) and opening a hole for the rest of reentry forces to tear it apart.

gomer, Jul 26 2008
  


 
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