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Some couriers steadfastly refuse to leave a consignment despite being told via a video intercom to do so.
So BorgCo cyberneticists have designed and implemented a compact robotic arm, capable of grasping a pen or stylus, that can reliably reproduce a signature on a form, card, or touchscreen.
The
device comes in a compact, weatherproof enclosure that can be quickly attached to a suitable wall, next to the door.
That is all.
Long Pen
https://www.teced.c...invention-long-pen/ [pocmloc, Jan 22 2020]
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Easily bakable, but I don't think it would sell enough units to
pay the patent application fee. |
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Surely you can ask the delivery driver to put in a little effort?
Just fix a pen or stylus to a wall bracket, and ask the driver to
move the little signature pad underneath it, opposite to your
signature. |
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"Delivery driver" and "effort" are mutually exclusive... |
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You mean the one that comes with the fraudulent
mortgage papers, will, credit card applications, and
power of attorney documents? |
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It seems like it could do more than that...... like operate a water pistol when politicians come around canvasing for votes etc.... {+} note lacy brackets, just the way you like them! ha |
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+ could of course be integrated into something like the Ring
video phone door bell app |
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// It seems like it could do more than that..... // |
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Perhaps you would like to try our T-1000 liquid metal Terminator version ? |
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