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Why would you want to brush the back of a hotel? |
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Be sure to wear a disposable back-closing gown after you have brushed the disposable back of the hotel which was lit by disposable back-up batteries where/when/why-oh-why you have rendered your disposable back useless since no disposable back-up secret agents will want to see your disposable backside while you bend over trying to find your disposable back-up contacts which you dropped into the disposable back-up liner of the oh-so-sadly as it turns out disposable back-up ventilated trash can. |
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Thumbwax, I'm disappointed; you missed disposable doorknobs. |
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For the hirsute man in your life. |
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do you mean a back scratcher? |
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or do you just have really long back hair? ;-b |
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I don't know about you, but I like the feel of a soft hair brush run up against my skin. My back does have some hair on it, bu in need of a brush, I don't think so. But f it were a soft brush... who knows, it might catch on. |
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