h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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When i am comfortable, i get less work done. Uncomfortable undies would keep me at attention!
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Interesting. I thought to myself, "Why not tree bark?"
Then it occurred to me; burlap BREATHES. And as the ever quotable Pinky (of " Pinky and the Brain") once said, "Burlap chafes me so". Which further supports your idea. |
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burlap equals itchy goolies |
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am i surprised someone who wears tommy hilfiger so proudly would also suggest burlap near his privvies? no. |
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Underwear crawls up the butt anyway, so it might as well perform a useful function. The best remedy? Don't wear it. But if you must, make it burlap. (Tree bark is a great idea, too. So is sandpaper--for those who cherish the idea of "disposable" clothing.) |
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Rachele, if Calvin Klein ever develops a Nanobot G-String slip,
I nominate your first sentence as slogan. |
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Hey, thanks, jutta! Never looked at it that way. In fact, now that I look at it, I'm thinking, "What was I talking about?" |
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And people wonder why I drink. |
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Perhaps this could work the next time hair shirts come back in style. |
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When the Funky Chicken Burlap Company comes out, and people flock to buy burlap g-strings, fiberglass jockstraps, and dental floss and eyepatch bras, and when the stocks skyrocket, you'll be sorry. Buy burlap g-strings from the Funky Chicken (my friend). Wahoo! |
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That's got to be the worst idea ever! |
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// That's got to be the worst idea ever! // Ha Ha NO. Stick around... or just browse around. I laughed my ass off on this one. |
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[Jutta's] comment on [Rachele's] anno makes the whole thing. |
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cue "Nanobot G-String Energy Generation" idea. |
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Barbed wire thongs: for the highly motivated kinks out there... |
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