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\\ When the ball shoots into the road, the driver slams on his breaks (sic) // |
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....skids, mounts the kerb, and kills a real child? |
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Pete the ten year old: "Gee Scott, I'm bored."
Scott the ten year old: "Yeah, this neighbourhood sucks. There's nothing too do."
Pete: "Hey look! A neat ball just flew out from the sidewalk!First one there gets to keep it..."
(HONK!HONK! SKREECH! **CRASH**)
Scott: "Damn, now Pete's under that truck there's gonna be even *less* to do this summer." |
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How fast does a car need to be going in order to skid completly off the road- we could mitigate this by creating a safety fence of parked cars with a meshed fence between them. |
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Or we could punt the automatic radar trigger all together and go with a shoulder launched version so you could see if any real kids were around |
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Besides- I never liked little pete anyway |
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A nice whimsical alternative to
traffic lights - a red ball bounces
into the road, so you stop; A green
ball bounces into the road and you
go. |
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When I see a child run into the road, I always stop. Because there might be a ball following him. |
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How about a runaway baby carriage with catapulting crash-test baby? |
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I think we should just let our kids
run out into the road. This will
slow traffic and teach them a good
lesson! |
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When I see a ball rolling into the road I
run straight over it to get that satisfying
'POP'. |
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