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Does the recipe include chopped onions? (Think bad pun, italian dishes, etc.) |
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Btw, what magic substance will the patch release that will help you stop cursing? |
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Three parts whimsy two parts frivolity. It's just a fun thing. Something to keep around the office to help the dreary day go by. Like... "Honey keep your eyes off that man!! He's MARRIED!! Here. Let me give you a FLIRT PATCH!!" |
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Thinking about this: cussin' is almost entirely a psychological phenomenon (whereas smoking, drinking, etc. have large physical components); you'd have to isolate the electrical activity in the brain associated with a cuss and sublimate it into something else. |
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[marked-for-deletion] magic. |
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Your idea does not exclude BAD IDEA PATCH, which we provide in the form of piscatorial intention. |
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I was somewhat serious about this idea. It is meant to be a cute and harmless little curio, something one office worker might buy for another, for a birthday or something. Priced well under $5. |
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I have a drawer full of keychains, paperweights, mugs, cards, etc. I would have rather received a very cleverly designed little box of "Patches" that I could pass out at appropriate times. |
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They certainly aren't being well-received here at the bakery!!! So I will back-burner this underpriviliged stepchild of an idea till I have a chance to mull it over a good stiff drink or two. |
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ah, so a "(not really a) joke" patch... like a "round tuit" for other people. |
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//and coming soon to a chemist near you... (help me out)//
hypochondriac patch, duh. |
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I guess I can see the sentiment:
Give someone a reminder to not do the annoying thing they always do.
I thought that badges in general and "Don't be a C**T" T-shirts in particular were readily available. |
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(-) There's nothing wrong with cursing. |
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[admin: since the poster intends this as a novelty, not as an actual curative, the mfd tag doesn't really apply.] |
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jeez. I've been thinking about this for an embarassingly long period of time. Months. One sunny afternoon here with you guys and I am lightyears ahead. You are all world class. Can I offer you a... uh..... patch? thanx!!! really. |
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i like this. one way to bake it would be with a modern speech recognition software package-- some are quite accurate-- and something to beep loudly every time a cuss is identified. This would only have the minor downside of being software rather than a patch. |
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If only the beep could be projected back in time to when the cuss was said... |
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okay... okay.... i'm listening... instead of a static and uneventful patch, we're thinking.... maybe blinking lights, small computer chips... recording and/or playback equipment? I like it. I LOVE it!!! It will change the price structure a bit.. but hey. nothing is written in stone!! |
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[+] I wish I had one of these before losing some of my better jobs in the past. |
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