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elbow mechanic earmuffs. Hey- this is
fun! |
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you've been here 2 years? oh bless. |
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Interesting. The account starts on Nov 18 2005, and this, the first idea appears on |
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He must have been mulling this one over latently for some time. |
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Obviously wumhenry is a shy lurker who has been content to sit back and watch, waiting for just the right opportunity to post his first idea. Unfortunately, it appears the stress has become far too much for him to bear and he has scuttled back into his shell before finishing the detailed, informative explanation of this idea, an explanation nearly 2 years in the making, an explanation no doubt so rich and detailed as to make the angels weep. |
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wum, or should I call you henry? Please come out to play once more. We promise not to bite, or yell, or throw stuff. I'll keep a lookout for trolls. Just finish the idea's explanation for us so we can judge it more fairly. That's all we ask. |
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And if I may, opera-length satin boxing gloves. Whew, I feel so much better! |
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{offers handkerchief to [angel]} |
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Listen, [wumhenry], we're intrigued. We just need some more words from you. More than three. |
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Flaming Wingtip Para-troupe Boots. [brevity] |
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...to jump from airplanes whilst being very stylish? |
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Non, non. When I go down, I go down in FLAMES! |
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Sweet. Pair those with a pin-striped sharkskin suit and you have a rather natty airborne killing machine. I suppose they'd have to carry tommyguns, right? |
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I'm pretty sure the idea is to create paratrooper foot gear that resmebles civilian foot wear. This would allow special forces paratroopers to land and infiltrate much more readily.
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If I'm wrong, [wum] please feel free to correct. |
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