benfrost

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[Feb 28 2001, last modified May 18 2009]

14 bus stations of the cross (+18, -4)
Air Raid Decor (+9)
All Weather Hospital Heliport (+9, -1)
Alphabetting (+4, -2)
Amazing Bag Woman (+8, -4)
Aqua Pope (+16)
artist's glove palette (+5)
Artistic License (+15, -2)
Baby Mow (+18, -1)
Baby Roll-Cage (+8, -1)
Back Shed Salon (-4)
Bad Copy (+8, -1)
Badgina (+11, -28)
Balcony Jam (+16)
Ball Dogs (+65, -4)
Band Aid Advertising (+6, -3)
Big Man Second Belt and Christo Mu Mu (+9, -1)
Birth Wash (+9, -6)
boggle goggles (+3, -1)
Boil Nozzle (+4, -1)
boiled egg head phones (+1, -1)
Bone Heads (+5, -6)
Bottomless Coffee (+28, -4)
Bra Belt (+2, -2)
breakfast gypsy (+4, -4)
Bring Me The Head of Walt Disney (+9, -4)
Britney's Leaked Birth Video (+10, -12)
But this is a tv reality program (+13, -4)
Butterfly Chain Gang (+10, -3)
C-Section Homicide Armor (+3, -3)
Cabab (+15, -2)
cats attack! (+14, -5)
CDRW omelette (+8, -1)
Celebrity Breath (+22, -2)
Celebrity Stools (+6, -6)
Charity Amputation (+8, -9)
Chasing Channel (+7, -3)
Cheap Diet Sugar (+2, -6)
chef charades (+9)
Children's Pus Toy (+12, -20)
Chin Stroking Appendage (+22, -1)
cigabeard guard (+8, -1)
Cigarette-O's (+26, -5)
Clever Ear Plugs (+2, -4)
Clitz (+13, -10)
Close Talkers Anonymous (+14, -2)
Coffin Boxin' (+1, -5)
Coin Operated Hens (+10, -2)
Colostomy Handbag (+7, -2)
Coloured Shower Water for Children (+10, -3)
Commemorative Holy Condiment Set (+1)
Cooling Fan Orchestra (+6, -1)
cordial (+3, -4)
cross-fishing (+6, -3)
Curved Edge Frames (+2)
Dachshund Luge (+15, -19)
Death Credits (+20, -2)
dental ants (+3, -6)
Dental Braille (-3)
Didgeribubbles (+5, -1)
Diet King (+6, -2)
DJ Rappin' Cap (+3, -3)
DJ Real Pig (+12, -3)
Dog Trousers (+9, -5)
Dogville DVD (+18, -4)
Downhill Petwheel (+4, -6)
Dr. Bahama - Father of Modern Vegetarian Rhinoplasty (+11, -2)
drive by curtains (+8)
Drive In Driving Range (+4, -2)
Drive Thru Wetnurse (+19, -2)
Emergency Morse Tap Shoes (+5, -1)
End of the World Franchise (+3, -7)
Evil Soap (+5, -8)
Fake Ears (+17, -2)
Famous Funeral Fags (+4, -5)
Famous Murders Cutlery Set (+33, -11)
Fettuccini Fiction (+4, -1)
Filing Cabinet Refrigerator (+5, -1)
Fin/Debut (+2)
Flea Beak (+2)
Flip Flop Toe Socklet (+6, -1)
Flip Your Wig Key (+11)
Floating Baby Time (+9, -4)
Fondue: The Ride (+10, -1)
Food O Static (+3, -2)
Freight Train Rules (+12, -3)
French Stick Telescope (+3, -1)
Frodo Copy (+10, -3)
Garden Gun (+5, -1)
Goose Down Underwear (+2, -1)
Grey Skies (+1, -1)
Gristle Factory (+3, -4)
Gum Bar (+15, -2)
Halfbaker Sock Puppets (+30)
Halfbakery Sunglasses (+9)
Halfbakery the Exhibition (+6)
hands in the air security jacket (+31, -1)
Hans Christian Badminton (+9, -2)
Hat o' Nine Tails (+13, -2)
Have You Seen My Dog? (+11, -2)
Heavy Rain Sound (+8)
Helicopter Landing Cake (+25, -2)
Helter Skelter Helter Skelter (+1, -3)
Home/Office Wheelchair (+4, -3)
Homeless Trivia (+6, -1)
Hot Dog Saucing Belt (+10, -2)
Hotdog Cormorant (+6)
Human trap (+5, -4)
I HATE stickers (+27, -2)
i know who you dialed last lunchbreak (+2, -6)
I See DVD Renters (+16, -1)
Incontinence Loaf (+34, -3)
Inflatable Bird Legs (+10, -1)
Inflatable Shoe Shine (+4)
Inflatable Teeth (+14)
Inflight Art Exhibition (+5)
Instructions on Everything (+5, -1)
Internal Dog Fan (+5, -1)
Iron Bin Maiden (+3)
Iron Mow (+4, -4)
Is It Really A Fish? (+24, -9)
Is It Really a Pigeon? (+14, -3)
Jackson Pollock Pizza Parlour (+6)
Jigsaw Puzzle Full Set Confirmation System (+6, -1)
Judge Judas (+6, -1)
kitten clock (+17, -4)
Kitten Reel (+3, -3)
Knee Bra (+12)
Knitting Beetles (+8, -1)
Lamp-Hat Spineroo (+8)
Lawnmower Safety Reel (+6, -6)
Leak Your Own Sex Tape (+11)
Lego Brand Sex Toys (+19, -3)
Licorice Moustache (+9)
Lil' Picnic (+8)
lips o' fun (+4, -3)
Lockable Neck Tie (+11, -1)
LP Record Slalom (+6, -2)
LSD! The Marcel Marceau Mime Spectacular (+10, -13)
Lunch Box Epidiascope (+6, -1)
Lunch Box Helmet (+7)
Lunch Box Tie (+4, -1)
magnet toss (+2, -7)
Meal Bag (+3, -5)
Mentos Undergarments (+10, -7)
Merry Stomach Pump (+11, -2)
mile high funeral (+10, -4)
Morbid Sorbet (+13, -2)
Morbidly Obese Inverse Sculptures (+2, -1)
Mosh Pit Codpiece (+6, -2)
Mouse Pointerz (+6)
Moustache of Terror (+14, -4)
Moustache Phone (+9, -2)
MP3 Kettle (+2, -1)
Mystic Menu (+2, -6)
Nacho Meccano (+10, -2)
Nailing Therapy (+3, -1)
Narcolympics (+19, -2)
Neil Armstrong Commemorative Foot (+13, -8)
News of the Day T-Shirt (+12, -3)
Nibbly Hat (+12, -4)
Nipple Switch (+12, -5)
Odd Fisherman Trick (+4, -3)
office ponies (+4, -6)
Offset Scanner Warp Plug-In (+1, -1)
Old Man's Knob (+5, -23)
Paint Boarding (+7, -2)
paint ingredient colour ratios (+4)
Passion of the Christmas Card (+4, -4)
Peckish Pockets (+6, -1)
Pedestrian Road Hogs (+6, -2)
Personal Safety Cage (+5, -3)
Personal Shower Trainer (+13, -3)
Personalised Vibrator (+2, -1)
Pet Charade (+1, -5)
Pet Portraits After Dark (+6, -3)
Phantom Commercials (+6, -3)
Pig's Arse (+15, -2)
Plastic Sink Insert (+4)
Pope's Jewels (+7, -16)
Porn Conscription (+20, -10)
portable puddle bubbles (+3, -1)
Prayerbarrow (+3, -1)
Prosthetic Limb Periscope (+12, -1)
Public Fire (+4, -1)
Public Vomit Chamber (+9, -1)
puddle bubbles (+9, -2)
Puppet Bar (+50, -3)
Rabbit Diaper (+6)
Rabbit Hypnosis Time (+16, -1)
Random Custom Indicator Panel in Immigration Check In (+7)
Random Scheduling (+3, -1)
Red Light Marceau (+4)
Refillable Paint Pen (+7)
Refrigerating (+14, -2)
Relative Obscurity (+2, -2)
Rolling Papers Included (+4)
Rottweiler Sushi (+12, -15)
Round Tickets (+3, -4)
Rubik's Football (+6, -3)
Safety Sombrero (+2)
Sailor's Fondue (+4, -1)
Sandwich Bar For People Who Hate Sandwiches (+20, -5)
Schnitzel Sabre (+12, -2)
Sensible Pet Names (+15, -7)
Separate Airline Baby X-Ray Machines (+7, -2)
Shake Hands Dog Grave (+14, -9)
shameless plug-in (+7, -1)
Shave Squad (+4, -9)
Siamese Winfrey (+7, -4)
Situation Recreation Theatre (+7)
Sleepy Beak (+3, -1)
Sleepy Salad (+6, -1)
Slugbrows (+16, -3)
Smuggle (+4, -6)
Snorkel Phone (+2, -1)
Snow Dome Home (+6, -1)
sounds of the eighties mystery goggles (+4, -1)
Standardised Criminal Masks (+7, -2)
Starting A Guide Dog Collection (+15, -3)
Steam Powered Cradle (+2, -1)
Stress Relief Testicles (+6, -2)
Sultana Bra (+10, -7)
Super 69 Lard Winch (+18, -6)
supermarket skiing (+3, -1)
Supermarket X-Ray (+4, -4)
Sushi Train Smash-em-up Derby (+9, -1)
Sushiscopic Device (+2, -1)
Tampon Loaflette (+2, -6)
Tangents (+37, -1)
Tapas Toilette (+11)
Tectonic Bed (+13)
Tennis Gruntvertising (+19)
The Black Box (+6, -2)
The Breast Book (+8, -7)
The Computer Aquatic (+5, -2)
The Edge of Your Seat Seat (+6)
The Exorcist Compass (+4)
The Fatapult (+30, -2)
The Hairpoon (+38, -3)
The Hanging Chefs (+4, -4)
The How's Your Father (+9, -4)
The Human Eating Beak (+3, -2)
The Kirk Douglas Tissue Dispenser (+4, -2)
The Mumble-Shits (+7, -1)
The 'Pants Down' (+9, -2)
The Seductive Arrow Display (+19, -1)
The Smell of Pudding (+12, -2)
The Squeezing Troll (+4)
The Thinking Beard and Boffin Brows (+10)
The Waiter Game (+14, -2)
Theatre Lazy-Clap and Inflatable Ovation (+14, -2)
Things Not To Do List (+9, -5)
Things Not To Do List 2 (+6, -3)
this little piggy won't go to heaven (+1, -6)
Time Trousers (+7, -1)
Titanus (+8, -2)
Toast Extender (+14, -4)
Toast Frames (+18)
Tofu Breast Implants (+7, -2)
Tofu Sex Aids (+26, -23)
Tofurniture (+5, -1)
toothbrush necklace (+3, -1)
Toupee Fishing (+6, -1)
Trepanner's Wiglets (+4, -1)
trouser wars (+13)
Tumbleweed Turbine (+5, -4)
Tumblewig (+9, -2)
Undercover Condiments (+13, -2)
Undertising (+8, -2)
Vagina-Jam (+65, -153)
Vaginal Cavity Buoyancy (+3, -18)
Ventriloquist Restaurant (+9, -2)
Vibrating Beer Glass (+7, -5)
Vibrating Quiche (+2)
Videos of Ben Frost Reciting the Halfbakery (+23, -1)
Wailing Wallpaper (+6)
Waiting Elizabeth (+9, -3)
Walt Disney's Frozen Headcicles (+17, -3)
Waste Disposing Pigeons (+9, -1)
Weight Watchers Slimming Scam (+4, -1)
What's That Smell? (+8, -4)
wheelbarrow lounge seat (+5)
Whirling Dervish Elevator (+8, -4)
Whirling Dervish Waiter (+7, -1)
Whiteholettes (+10, -1)
Whoopee Shin Guards (+8)
Wife Trousers (+11, -3)
Window Box Moog (+4)
Windswept and Exotic Device (+12, -4)
Wizard of Oz Incontinence Pads (+7, -4)
Wok Luge (+12, -3)
Yoko Ono Survivor (+7, -1)
You Have Been Chopping Chillies! (+13, -2)
Your Wife as a Fish (+22, -9)
Zapruder Tissue Box (+5, -2)

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