hippo

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neither rashly quick nor indolently slow.












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[Mar 02 2000, last modified Jul 11 2007]

10.30pm New Year's Eve celebrations TV channel (+6, -4)
12V Fondue (+10, -3)
1970s House (+30, -5)
2001: The breakfast cereal (+14, -1)
802.11 client location detector (+4)
A Post Office in the Airport (+8, -3)
Abstract Expressionism Anti-Graffiti Paint Gun (+12, -6)
Add CGI peril to televised Olympic events (+28, -2)
Adjustably coupled oscillation playground swing (+11, -1)
Adult theme park ride (+33, -1)
Advance fee fraud (419) reply-bot (+2, -1)
Airport nailclipping service (+14, -1)
Ambient, dual-source (daylight & LED) kitchen lighting (+12, -1)
amphibious train (+5, -1)
Analogue LED clock (0)
Animatronic Subtitling Hands for the Deaf (+1)
Anti-biscuits (+8, -2)
ASCII Art Font (+3)
Automatic Blow-Out Staircase of Excitement (+42, -2)
auxiliary shadow (+23, -1)
Baby mouse (+3, -2)
Back-seat driver auto-patronising device (+19, -1)
Baggage Carousel Rollercoaster (+4)
Batteries with power supply (+4)
Better condom packaging (+13, -1)
Blind Copy Recipients Message Field (+15, -2)
Book Trade Vending Machine (+31, -1)
Brian Eno Theme Park (+4, -1)
Bubblewrap pasta (+21, -2)
Bus Meeting Room (+7, -1)
Butane-powered firewall for PC modders (0)
camera-tripod threaded railings (+13)
Car radiator grille blow-out (+1)
Car sat nav "tour guide" mode (+8)
Car Whiskers (+19, -5)
Carbon Steel Penny (+10, -3)
Celebrity Browser History (+5, -1)
Cellphone radio telescope (+15)
Channel changing transitions (+17)
Cheap public transport air-conditioning (+4)
Cheese sputtering gun (+9, -2)
Chess to music translator (+8)
Cinema with real gunfire (+5, -2)
Circular CCD chip for digital cameras (+6)
Clean web-based email (+3, -2)
Clockwork lawnmower (+5, -1)
Combined brake lever and bell (+3)
Complimentary Medicine (+1, -1)
Configurable mute button (+2)
container design law (+8, -2)
continuous simulated ski slope (+6)
Coolmax® bedding (+3)
Corporate restaurant blagging guide (+8)
Corridor etiquette (+4)
Crack-o-crunch-do (+3, -2)
Cranial resistivity headphone activation (+6)
Crashable toy cars (+3, -1)
Credit card with transaction history (0)
Credit card zero interest period arbitrage service (+1)
Dam spillway surfing (+1)
DC low-power output from high-power devices (+9)
Deliver it on Saturday (+16, -1)
diagrammatic pasta shapes (+3)
dice chiral pairs (+8, -1)
Dual-format CD/vinyl single (+5)
'Easter Eggs' for cars (+4, -1)
easy reading Geneva Convention for children (+13)
Edible toy car (+7, -1)
Electromagnet Mattress (+41, -1)
Electronic music for electric cars (+6)
Empathy subtitles (0)
“Encore!” at the theatre (+2)
Endless climbing wall (+9, -3)
Environmentally friendly books (+16)
Estimation Skills (+18)
Etymology markup for word processors (+59)
Everyone should have dual nationality (-1)
Exponential birthday intervals (+5, -4)
Exposure encoding in photographs (+5, -1)
Extra hour in bed for people born in the winter (+22, -4)
F1 Submarine racing (+6)
Fake Conference Bag (+50)
File System -> HTTP/HTML presentation engine (-1)
Film Noir Home (+138, -30)
Film previews which match the rating of the film you're watching (+21, -5)
Fine wine aerosol spray (+9)
Flaming bin (0)
Flocking barstools (+6)
Floral tribute virtualisation protocol (+3)
Fluorescent Sushi (+12, -5)
Formula 1 racing, with big magnets (+4, -6)
Formula One - Team Lego (+12, -3)
Fortune Cookie Fireworks (+10, -1)
Fractional teabags (0)
Free-format documents (+2)
Giant grabby arm (+16)
Giant hamster wheel drag racing (+7, -3)
Giant space-borne disco ball at twilight (+2)
Glasses-mounted laser pointers (+7)
go-slower stripes (+33, -1)
gobstopper codebreakers (+16, -2)
Google Street View Wayback Machine (+25)
GPS-enabled iPod with location-dependent track selection (+10)
Greyscale digital camera (+3)
Gulf War Money Counter (+1)
Halfbakery Hosting Inc. (+6)
Hand exerciser toothbrush (0)
Happy Birthday (+41)
Hat PDA (0)
Heatsink cuisine recipe book (+7, -1)
Hermit Lottery (+4)
High-friction pyjamas (+19, -3)
High-volume secure offsite backup via the sewage network (+19)
Hippo's Silent Dodgy Chimes (+43, -1)
hitching rides on empty car transporters (+7, -1)
Home-use mini CAT scanner (+1)
Homeopathic Management Consultants (+2)
Hospital bed foot controls (+3)
Hot Nuts (+8, -3)
How to remember names (+4, -3)
Iconic News Encoding (+7, -1)
Illuminated car door-handles (+8)
In-car real-time traffic camera feed (+2)
Indiana Jones: The breakfast cereal (+15, -1)
Inflatable mould Shotcrete adobe house (+22, -1)
Inflatable Vacuum Cleaner (+9)
Ingeniously aspirated cool suit (+22, -1)
Instant replay (+10)
Integer Fiscal Unit Beverage Quantification (+1)
Inter-car communication (+9, -1)
Interest Cockneys (+4)
Invasive government (+6, -10)
iPod weak 802.11 broadcast protocol (+3, -1)
iPodometer (+9)
ironically carbon-neutral supertanker (+8, -2)
Irregular fastener spacing (0)
iTunes-based music recommendation system (+5, -1)
Jaws: The breakfast cereal (+18)
Junk mail tracking website (+1)
Key with lock status indicator (+25)
Kinetic mp3 player (+5)
Kitchen equipment with weight markings (+16)
Knitting Camp (+18, -1)
Kraftwerk mobile phone ring (+26, -1)
l'chapeau du mort (+10, -1)
Lake advertising (+3, -3)
Latent etiolation messages (+29)
Lawnmower shredder (+25)
LCD bar (+9, -2)
LCD Desk (+6, -1)
LCD room lighting (+7)
leap tall buildings in a single bound (+2)
least recently used cubicle indicator (+15, -4)
Lego wheels with anti-stud tread (+12)
Lift/elevator 'freefall' button (+30, -2)
Lift (elevator) toggle buttons (+20)
Live house (+5, -3)
London Marathon Bicycle Race (+1)
Loud car stereo simulator (+10, -2)
Ludicrously expensive online store (+6)
MacBook Air Thinness Indicator (+14, -9)
'magic slate' blazer (+7, -1)
Make all plastic white (+9, -5)
Mandatory Business Model Disclosure (+14)
marine life double glazing (+8, -1)
Marriage as IPO (-5)
Mechanical "Cover Flow" thing for CDs (+6)
Merry Christmas (+37, -9)
Metaphor Actualisation Agency (+3)
Microwave TV (0)
Mighty combo garden tool (0)
Mirrored contact lenses (+20)
More accurate Print Preview (+10, -2)
Moveable windows (+7)
Mug tea strength markings (+28, -1)
"My ears are alight" (0)
naming convention constrained folders (+12)
Napkin sleeves (+13)
Narcissistic video camera wireless protocol (+1)
National Volunteer Steam Railway (+10)
Natural Mouse (+10)
Nervous passenger fake brake-pedal seatbelt tensioner (+45)
Net Weight Home (+1)
'No packaging' shopping (+2)
Non-vertical cursor movement in italicised text (+12, -4)
Nude Bubble Gym of Death (+44, -9)
Nude Olympics - Athens 2004 (+23, -1)
Office bed (0)
Office chair seatbelt (+23, -1)
Olympic ball-throwing (+6)
Online grocery shopping abstraction layer (+11, -1)
Online Telephone Menu Navigation Guides (+3)
Open-plan office distributed sensitivity-adaptive disturbance alerting system (+19, -1)
Open-source political manifesto (-1)
Operator Papier-Mâchè Modelling Shredder (+25)
Oriental Construction Equipment (+21, -3)
Parachute-enabled Fireworks (+7, -1)
Pedant signs (+17, -3)
Penicillin Spray (0)
Peoplewatching magazine (+4, -1)
Petting slaughterhouse (+8, -2)
Phosphorescent pyjamas (+5)
Pinhole contacts (+3)
Pirate PIN (+15, -12)
Planning application by life-size model (-3)
Playmobil Slaughterhouse (+19, -3)
Plimsoll line text (+3)
Ponytail resonance/ walking cadence correlation warning (+11, -2)
Popstar franchise (+13, -1)
Pornographic breakfast cereal (+23, -4)
Positive points when you get stopped by the police (0)
Profanity tracker (+13)
Professional football team selection (+2)
Range of cleat-compatible foot accessories (+5)
Real 100m freestyle swimming (+6)
Real Corridor across the States (+28, -5)
rear-facing Van der Graaff generator for cars (+2)
Red laser rear fog lights (+1)
Relativistic time-dilation wristwatch display (+36, -2)
Remote control lightweight limb saw (+5, -1)
Retractable rear-of-car carpet (+15, -1)
Retro Cell Phone (+24)
Retroreflective pinstripes (+40)
Reverse RFID tag (+17, -1)
Revolving clock bed (+1)
Risk-taking estate agents (of God) (0)
River control (0)
'Road marking' carpet tiles (+3)
Robot Car Poster Printer (+1)
Rodent-based shredder (+23)
Rotary dial PIN-entry ATM keypad (+1)
Rotating housing (+1)
Rotisserie bed (0)
Round Trip Train Ride Hotel (+2)
RPG language course with speech recognition & generation (+23)
Run-out groove noise simulating CD player (0)
Sacrificial Jumper (+27)
Safe Drug (+6)
Samurai Slaughterhouse (+2, -2)
Scattergun resume generator (0)
Schrodinger's Toilet Seat (+46, -4)
Scrolling roadside illumination (+1)
Self-referential toys (+11)
Semi-submersible Ferris wheel (+48)
Shredder/Kettle (+2)
Sim Sim You (+5)
Sims-esque iconic thought-bubble Film Noir (+5, -2)
Singing carriage (+8)
Six foot pillow (+1)
small piece of paper with 3 4-digit numbers written on it (+39, -1)
Snowglobe-enabled double glazing (0)
Solar Barbeque (+1)
Solo synchronised Olympic events (+7)
Sound effects as performance art (+5, -3)
Sports Tie (+3, -2)
Standard email list unsubscription protocol (+3)
Starwatching glasses (+2)
Status Bar (+4, -3)
Steam-powered pencil sharpener (+22, -2)
Stonehenge Weetabix kit (+9)
Stout Cheerios (+21, -2)
Stunt Gym (+6)
Sue Ben & Jerry's (+2)
Sushi vending machine (+1, -1)
"Tape head cleaner" mp3 (0)
Teflon-coated car (+4, -2)
Television screensaver (+10, -2)
Tethered mini-glider for cars (+10)
Tetrahedral bricks (+9, -5)
Tetris/Breakout combo two-player game (+1)
The Assassin (+12, -2)
The Fashion Police (+5, -1)
"The Office" brand office supplies (0)
The Order of the False Beard and Moustache (+8, -1)
The Restaurant of Urine-Altering Cuisine (+10, -3)
The six-wheeled car (0)
The Sky-Writing Weather Report (+6, -1)
The Vector-Rendered Cartoon Channel (+3)
Thunderbolt jacket (+16)
Tie pool (+10)
Tiny additional screen (+6)
Toast Text Messaging (+3)
Toiletron (+10, -2)
Tooth Comb (+9)
Tour de France virtual horizontalness indicator (+26)
traffic agents (+8, -1)
Trapezoidal bit of cardboard (+4)
Treehouse Town (+4)
TV Documentary on the ancient Booby-Trapping Civilisations (+20, -2)
Ultimate Tourist Photo (0)
Uncover London's rivers (+7)
Unemployed Interior Decorator Gangs (+7)
Unwanted present returns trading (+4, -2)
Urban Ski-lift Mass-Transit (+10)
USB bell-ringing minature steeple (+4)
USB Coffee Mug (+2)
Vacuum cleaner tube with integral brush (+2)
Variable density font (0)
Variable filter double glazing (+7)
Variable length children's DVDs (+19)
Vector-rendered laser projection clock (+2)
Vegetarian Black Pudding (+15, -19)
Viewer-attention-level sensitive television volume control (+8)
Virtual mobile phones (+14)
Visible sound (+9, -1)
Waste heat ballooning (+2)
Water duvet (+12)
Webcam on the Moon (+28, -2)
'well thumbed' word processor document (+6, -3)
Werewolf lunar mitigation courier company (+6)
Whacky Bluetooth Cooperation Protocol (-3)
"Why the hell is my hard drive being accessed?" (+25, -1)
Wi-fi Weather Station (0)
Wii Physiotherapy (+14)
Wii Tai Chi (+10)
Wikipaedia-esque aspirational news website (+8, -1)
World Wooden Spoon (+8, -2)
worm train (+28, -8)
Yahoo! Instant Messager Virtual Pub (+7, -1)
Year 2500: Internet Stock Market Bubble Reenactment Society (+5, -2)
Zen copier (+16)

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