hippo

Soft and cohesive let my offerings flow,
neither rashly quick nor indolently slow.












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[Mar 02 2000, last modified Jul 11 2007]

10.30pm New Year's Eve celebrations TV channel (+5, -4)
12V Fondue (+10, -3)
1970s House (+30, -5)
2001: The breakfast cereal (+22, -1)
802.11 client location detector (+4)
A Post Office in the Airport (+8, -2)
Abstract Expressionism Anti-Graffiti Paint Gun (+12, -6)
Acoustic weather station (+14)
Add CGI peril to televised Olympic events (+27, -2)
Adjustably coupled oscillation playground swing (+11, -1)
Adult theme park ride (+31, -1)
Advance fee fraud (419) reply-bot (+5, -1)
Airport nailclipping service (+14, -1)
Alternative History of the Internet (+13, -1)
Ambient, dual-source (daylight & LED) kitchen lighting (+12, -1)
amphibious train (+5, -1)
Analogue LED clock (0)
Animatronic Subtitling Hands for the Deaf (+1)
Anti-biscuits (+11, -3)
ASCII Art Font (+3)
Automatic Blow-Out Staircase of Excitement (+43, -2)
auxiliary shadow (+23, -1)
Baby mouse (+3, -2)
Back-seat driver auto-patronising device (+19, -1)
Backwards chess (+17, -1)
Baggage Carousel Rollercoaster (+4)
Batteries with power supply (+4)
Better condom packaging (+13, -1)
Biscuit hammer (+16, -1)
Blind Copy Recipients Message Field (+14, -2)
Book Trade Vending Machine (+33, -1)
Brian Eno Theme Park (+4, -1)
Bubblewrap pasta (+22, -2)
Bus Meeting Room (+7, -1)
Butane-powered firewall for PC modders (0)
camera-tripod threaded railings (+13)
Car radiator grille blow-out (+1)
Car sat nav "tour guide" mode (+7)
Car Whiskers (+18, -5)
Carbon Steel Penny (+9, -3)
Ceiling fan Zoetrope kit (+17, -1)
Celebrity Browser History (+5, -1)
Cellphone radio telescope (+16)
Channel changing transitions (+18)
Cheap public transport air-conditioning (+4)
Cheese sputtering gun (+14, -2)
Chess to music translator (+9)
Chickens with lasers (+11, -1)
Cinema with real gunfire (+5, -2)
Circular CCD chip for digital cameras (+6)
Clean web-based email (+3, -2)
Clockwork lawnmower (+5, -1)
Cloud Candyfloss (+9, -2)
Combined brake lever and bell (+3)
Complimentary Medicine (+1, -1)
Configurable mute button (+1)
container design law (+8, -2)
Continuous Pizza Oven (+23, -1)
continuous simulated ski slope (+5)
Coolmax® bedding (+3)
Corporate restaurant blagging guide (+7)
Corridor etiquette (+4)
Crack-o-crunch-do (+3, -2)
Cranial resistivity headphone activation (+6)
Crashable toy cars (+3, -1)
Credit card with transaction history (0)
Credit card zero interest period arbitrage service (+1)
Dam spillway surfing (+1)
Dangerous Lift of Death (+21, -11)
DC low-power output from high-power devices (+13)
Deliver it on Saturday (+17, -1)
diagrammatic pasta shapes (+3)
dice chiral pairs (+8, -1)
Disco Ball Clock (+2)
Dual-format CD/vinyl single (+5)
'Easter Eggs' for cars (+4, -1)
easy reading Geneva Convention for children (+12)
Edible toy car (+7, -1)
Electromagnet Mattress (+44, -2)
Electronic music for electric cars (+5)
Empathy subtitles (0)
“Encore!” at the theatre (+2)
Endless climbing wall (+9, -3)
Environmentally friendly books (+16)
Estimation Skills (+22)
Etymology markup for word processors (+63)
Everyone should have dual nationality (+1, -1)
Exponential birthday intervals (+5, -4)
Exposure encoding in photographs (+5, -1)
Extra hour in bed for people born in the winter (+23, -4)
F1 Submarine racing (+8)
Facebook levels of friendship (+4, -4)
Fake Conference Bag (+51)
File System -> HTTP/HTML presentation engine (-1)
Film Noir Home (+150, -30)
Film previews which match the rating of the film you're watching (+21, -5)
Fine wine aerosol spray (+10)
Flaming bin (0)
Flocking barstools (+6)
Floral tribute virtualisation protocol (+3)
Fluorescent Sushi (+12, -5)
Formula 1 racing, with big magnets (+4, -6)
Formula One - Team Lego (+12, -3)
Fortune Cookie Fireworks (+10, -1)
Fractional teabags (0)
Free-format documents (+2)
Giant grabby arm (+17)
Giant hamster wheel drag racing (+7, -3)
Giant space-borne disco ball at twilight (+2)
Glasses-mounted laser pointers (+7)
go-slower stripes (+32, -1)
gobstopper codebreakers (+14, -2)
Google Street View Wayback Machine (+25)
GPS-enabled iPod with location-dependent track selection (+10)
Greyscale digital camera (+3)
Gulf War Money Counter (+1)
Halfbakery Hosting Inc. (+6)
Hand exerciser toothbrush (0)
Happy Birthday (+49)
Hat PDA (0)
Heatsink cuisine recipe book (+7, -1)
Hermit Lottery (+4)
High-friction pyjamas (+20, -3)
High-volume secure offsite backup via the sewage network (+18)
Hippo's Silent Dodgy Chimes (+45, -1)
hitching rides on empty car transporters (+7, -1)
Home-use mini CAT scanner (+1)
Homeopathic Management Consultants (+2)
Hospital bed foot controls (+3)
Hot Nuts (+8, -3)
How to remember names (+4, -3)
Iconic News Encoding (+7, -1)
Illuminated car door-handles (+15)
In-car real-time traffic camera feed (+2)
Indexes for novels (+14, -2)
Indiana Jones: The breakfast cereal (+16, -1)
Inflatable mould Shotcrete adobe house (+21, -1)
Inflatable streamlining for trucks (+9, -1)
Inflatable Vacuum Cleaner (+8)
Ingeniously aspirated cool suit (+21, -1)
Instant replay (+10)
Integer Fiscal Unit Beverage Quantification (+1)
Inter-car communication (+9, -1)
Interest Cockneys (+4)
Invasive government (+6, -11)
iPod weak 802.11 broadcast protocol (+3, -1)
iPodometer (+8)
ironically carbon-neutral supertanker (+7, -2)
Irregular fastener spacing (0)
iTunes-based music recommendation system (+5, -1)
Jaws: The breakfast cereal (+20)
Jilted lover ring recycling (+8)
Joint Parade Logical Operator Convention (+10)
Junk mail tracking website (+1)
"Just wait a bit" button (+14, -3)
Key with lock status indicator (+26)
Kinetic mp3 player (+5)
Kitchen equipment with weight markings (+17)
Knitting Camp (+17, -1)
Kraftwerk mobile phone ring (+26, -1)
l'chapeau du mort (+10, -1)
Lake advertising (+3, -3)
Latent etiolation messages (+31)
Lawnmower shredder (+26)
LCD bar (+9, -2)
LCD Desk (+9, -2)
LCD room lighting (+7)
leap tall buildings in a single bound (+3)
least recently used cubicle indicator (+15, -4)
LED Bead Curtain (+28, -1)
Lego wheels with anti-stud tread (+13)
Lift/elevator 'freefall' button (+38, -2)
Lift (elevator) toggle buttons (+20)
Live house (+5, -3)
London Marathon Bicycle Race (+1)
Loud car stereo simulator (+9, -2)
Ludicrously expensive online store (+14, -1)
Macabriotic food (+4, -4)
MacBook Air Thinness Indicator (+13, -9)
'magic slate' blazer (+7, -1)
Mandatory Business Model Disclosure (+14)
Mandatory town name road layout (+6, -2)
marine life double glazing (+8, -1)
Marriage as IPO (-5)
Massive Apocalypse Insurance (+8, -1)
Mechanical "Cover Flow" thing for CDs (+5)
Merry Christmas (+43, -11)
Metaphor Actualisation Agency (+3)
Microwave TV (0)
Mighty combo garden tool (0)
Mirrored contact lenses (+20)
More accurate Print Preview (+16, -2)
Moveable windows (+6)
Mug tea strength markings (+30, -1)
"My ears are alight" (0)
MyC'étaitUnRendezvous (+4, -3)
naming convention constrained folders (+11)
Napkin sleeves (+12)
Narcissistic video camera wireless protocol (+2)
National Volunteer Steam Railway (+9)
Natural Mouse (+10)
Nervous passenger fake brake-pedal seatbelt tensioner (+50)
Net Weight Home (+1)
'No packaging' shopping (+2)
Non-vertical cursor movement in italicised text (+11, -4)
Nude Bubble Gym of Death (+51, -11)
Nude Olympics - Athens 2004 (+23, -1)
Office bed (0)
Office chair seatbelt (+22, -1)
Olympic ball-throwing (+6)
Online grocery shopping abstraction layer (+10, -1)
Online reputation management (+3)
Online Telephone Menu Navigation Guides (+3)
Open-plan office distributed sensitivity-adaptive disturbance alerting system (+19, -1)
Open-source political manifesto (+1, -1)
Operator Papier-Mâchè Modelling Shredder (+25)
Oriental Construction Equipment (+21, -3)
Parachute-enabled Fireworks (+6, -1)
Passenger jet with hot air balloon (+2, -5)
Pedant signs (+24, -3)
Penicillin Spray (0)
Peoplewatching magazine (+4, -1)
Personalised constellations (+13, -2)
Petting slaughterhouse (+8, -2)
Phosphorescent pyjamas (+7)
Pinhole contacts (+7)
Pirate PIN (+15, -12)
Planning application by life-size model (-3)
Playmobil Slaughterhouse (+19, -3)
Plimsoll line text (+5)
Ponytail resonance/ walking cadence correlation warning (+11, -2)
Popstar franchise (+13, -1)
Pornographic breakfast cereal (+25, -4)
Positive points when you get stopped by the police (0)
Powered skating (+9, -1)
Profanity tracker (+12)
Professional football team selection (+2)
Range of cleat-compatible foot accessories (+5)
Real 100m freestyle swimming (+7)
Real Corridor across the States (+27, -5)
rear-facing Van der Graaff generator for cars (+3)
Red laser rear fog lights (+1)
Relativistic time-dilation wristwatch display (+37, -2)
Remote control lightweight limb saw (+5, -1)
Retractable rear-of-car carpet (+15, -1)
Retro Cell Phone (+24)
Retro spam (+4, -3)
Retroreflective pinstripes (+42)
Reverse RFID tag (+17, -1)
Revolving clock bed (+2)
RFID enabled tourist guide identifier (+2, -1)
Risk-taking estate agents (of God) (+1)
River control (0)
'Road marking' carpet tiles (+3)
Robot Car Poster Printer (+1)
Rodent-based shredder (+25)
Romantic Hovering Soufflé Restaurant (+14, -2)
Rotary dial PIN-entry ATM keypad (+1)
Rotating housing (+1)
Rotisserie bed (0)
Round Trip Train Ride Hotel (+2)
RPG language course with speech recognition & generation (+24)
Run-out groove noise simulating CD player (+4, -1)
'Russian Doll' Easter Egg (+17)
Russian Roulette Advent Calendar (+14, -1)
Sacrificial Jumper (+28)
Safe Drug (+6)
Samurai Slaughterhouse (+2, -2)
Scattergun resume generator (0)
Schrodinger's Toilet Seat (+56, -4)
Scrolling roadside illumination (+1)
Self-referential toys (+12)
Semi-submersible Ferris wheel (+48)
Shredder/Kettle (+2)
Sim Sim You (+6)
Sims-esque iconic thought-bubble Film Noir (+5, -2)
Singing carriage (+8)
Six foot pillow (+1)
Slow-motion graveside rain fan (+7)
small piece of paper with 3 4-digit numbers written on it (+56, -1)
Snowglobe-enabled double glazing (0)
Social kissing informational messages (+5, -2)
Solar Barbeque (+1)
Solo synchronised Olympic events (+8)
Sound effects as performance art (+6, -3)
Special chime for 12:34.56 7/8/9 (+13)
Sports Tie (+3, -2)
Standard email list unsubscription protocol (+3)
Starwatching glasses (+7)
Stats Mug (+18)
Status Bar (+4, -3)
Steam-powered pencil sharpener (+23, -2)
Stonehenge Weetabix kit (+9)
Stout Cheerios (+21, -2)
Stunt Gym (+6)
Sue Ben & Jerry's (+3)
Sushi vending machine (+1, -1)
"Tape head cleaner" mp3 (0)
Teach left-handed children to write right-to-left (+8, -2)
Teflon-coated car (+4, -2)
Television screensaver (+10, -2)
Tethered mini-glider for cars (+9)
Tetrahedral bricks (+9, -5)
Tetris/Breakout combo two-player game (+1)
The Assassin (+12, -2)
"The Birds" Anemometer (+7)
The Chiral Cafe (+4, -2)
The Fashion Police (+5, -1)
The Isadora Duncan Memorial Silk Scarf (+3, -1)
"The Office" brand office supplies (0)
The Order of the False Beard and Moustache (+8, -1)
The Restaurant of Urine-Altering Cuisine (+10, -3)
The six-wheeled car (0)
The Sky-Writing Weather Report (+7, -1)
The Vector-Rendered Cartoon Channel (+3)
Thunderbolt jacket (+16)
Tie pool (+10)
Tiny additional screen (+6)
Toast Text Messaging (+3)
Toiletron (+10, -2)
Tooth Comb (+9)
Tour de France virtual horizontalness indicator (+27)
traffic agents (+8, -1)
Trapezoidal bit of cardboard (+4)
Treehouse Town (+4)
TV Documentary on the ancient Booby-Trapping Civilisations (+19, -2)
Ultimate Tourist Photo (0)
Uncover London's rivers (+8)
Underground airport (+14, -5)
Unemployed Interior Decorator Gangs (+8)
Unwanted present returns trading (+4, -2)
Upgradeable digital camera (+2)
Urban Ski-lift Mass-Transit (+10)
USB bell-ringing minature steeple (+13)
USB Coffee Mug (+1)
Vacuum cleaner tube with integral brush (+2)
Variable density font (0)
Variable filter double glazing (+7)
Variable length children's DVDs (+20)
Vector-rendered laser projection clock (+2)
Vegetarian Black Pudding (+15, -18)
Very Hungry Caterpillar II: Hungry for Revenge (+25)
Viewer-attention-level sensitive television volume control (+7)
Virtual mobile phones (+13)
Visible sound (+9, -1)
VoucherBank (+3, -1)
Waste heat ballooning (+3)
Water duvet (+12)
Webcam on the Moon (+45, -2)
'well thumbed' word processor document (+6, -3)
Werewolf lunar mitigation courier company (+6)
Whacky Bluetooth Cooperation Protocol (-3)
"Why the hell is my hard drive being accessed?" (+26, -1)
Wi-fi Weather Station (0)
Wii Physiotherapy (+15)
Wii Reckless Danger (+12, -2)
Wii Tai Chi (+9)
Wikipaedia-esque aspirational news website (+8, -1)
World Wooden Spoon (+8, -2)
worm train (+26, -8)
Yahoo! Instant Messager Virtual Pub (+7, -1)
Year 2500: Internet Stock Market Bubble Reenactment Society (+5, -2)
Your life: Deleted Scenes and Extras (+12, -1)
Zen copier (+17)

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