I like watching and listening to people.

I used to be opinionated until I met you.

"I walk about a bit" - (it seems de rigeur to be a bit mysterious)

http://markryden.com/paintings/index.html gallery 3 - thanks to quarterbaker.

http://www.worldofbubble.com/teletubbies/po.html

freshclaws @ yahoo dot com

feel free - funny people seem inhibited! that's = funny, people seem inhibited...

(still) TOTALLY SMITTEN WITH A FELLOW HALFBAKER

http://www.birdlife.org/news/news/2004/12/hawaiian_tragedy.html

http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0205/feature6/

http://www.chemsoc.org/viselements/pages/polonium.html

http://www.geocities.com/freshcat3/lostpigeon.html?1093967453121 I liked this picture so much, I recreated it when the link broke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKad2V0WY3w

http://fiction.deslea.com/tubby.php

http://www.kungfu-guide.com/50besieged.html

http://www.dbijen.dds.nl/jokes/teletubbies.jpg a little worse for wear

[Aug 24 2001, last modified Aug 27 2008]

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