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Zimmy


Where in the hell are my Magic Moose Teeth!!!? Bermuda on top of a Sundae, I can't bake without them.

So. It's really Greed that is the opiate of the masses then?

wonders flutter here & there
muster gutters, if you dare
you'd better ponder
best you can
o- wonder weather
shad'wy plans
're worth y'r bother
dreamer man.

Step on stones of reason don't mind that you are freezin' admissions, decisions, things you'll never know. Let blissfull discourse pass social motions splash ego's tensions crash against the shields that we all have (hold).

[Oct 04 2004, last modified Jan 07 2007]

   
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