Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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barnzenen

"I want to die before my wife. The reason is: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things." --Bill Cosby

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Argue for your limitations and sure enough, they are yours.

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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

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c'est la vie

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Here's one way to find out if your mission on earth is finished, if you are still here it isn't.

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"Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your life." - Chinese Proverb

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How many ladybugs have you squashed in your lifetime? Now think about if those ladybugs were people. Now think about how weird it would be to be a ladybug. Strange ain't it? - Michael Barnes

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05/15/09 - Wow, not been on here for about 7 years.

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barnzenen at gmail dot com


[Nov 28 2000, last modified May 15 2009]

   
 4 Piece Projection Screen
 Adjustable Cozie
(+1) Adjustable Kuzzy
(+7) Aerating/Seeding Lawnmower
 Antenna Sail
(+1, -2) Anti-Trepanation Drill
 Bed Warmer
(-2) Belt Squeegee
(+5, -1) Body Bed
 Charged Air Filter
(+5, -2) Circular Scrolling
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) diaper wipe
(+5) Digit bag
(+2, -5) Electric Cola
(+5, -1) Elevator doorbell
(+4) Escalator Aerobics
(+8)(+8) First Link Free
(+5, -2) Fuzzy Car Bumper
(+4) G-Force Gyro Camera
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Glow-in-the-Dark Car
(+1, -2) "Go Before Me" light
(+5) Halfbaked Ideas
(+6, -1) House Spouse Olympics
(+8, -2) HUD Glasses
 Labor Driver
(-1) Lawn Hinge
(+5) Lawnmower with rotating blade housing
 liquid cooled shoes
 Litter Box plumbing
 Lumber Tutu
(+6) Lycra/Latex Wallpaper for haunted houses
 Magnetic Tattoo
(+5, -10)(+5, -10) Mandatory Sign Day
 Metal Tattoo
(-1) Multiple tokens on an ethernet network
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Musical Urinal
(+6, -2) Non-cutting edge straw
(+4) Office Bumper Cars
(+5, -1) Oriental Hand Drum Windmill
 Pacie sheets
 Picture-It CD PLayer
 Pressure Valve Soda Bottle
(+5, -3) Redneck Topiary
(+1) Retractable Child Fence
 Reusable Glucose Strips
(+1) Revolving Door Fridge
(-1) RF Sprinkler System
(+7, -1) See-through runway
 shaped speedbumps
(+3) Shower Foot Soap Stand
(+2, -3) Silent Toilet
 Smart Blinking X-Mas lights
(+1) Smart Card Elevators
(-4) Sonic Ant Killer
(+4, -2) Spice Pill
(+1, -3) Sunken Toilet
(+8, -10) SUV Lane
(+4, -2) Synesthesia Helmet
(+1) Timed TV
(+9, -4) Toilet with Stirrups
(+6, -2) Torque Plus
(+4, -3) Touchscreen Reflection Dampener
(+3, -2) Whirled Peas
 

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