Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

h a l f b a k e r y
Faster than a stationary bullet.

idea: add, search, overview, recent, by name, best, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: Browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

User:
Pass:
Login
Create account.


kuupuuluu


How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out towards a cosmos of nothingness.

How many dirty stinking apes does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb, and two dirty stinking apes to throw faeces at eachother.

[Mar 16 2005, last modified Jul 26 2008]

   
(+6, -1) 360-degree CarCam
(+3, -7) Front Door Advertising
(+5, -1) Key Light
(+6) "Not-So-Great Gift Experiences"
 People Plow
(+1, -3) Public Opinion Solves Arguments
(-4) REAL Car Names
(+7, -1) Urban Paintball
(+7) Window Holograms
 
back: main index