Food: Beer: Character
Beer Zombies   (+7, -2)  [vote for, against]
Beer, BEER! Must have beer..... mmm... beer

As everyone knows, traditionally zombies are interested in brains, though there have been exceptions in the past: Sex zombies in Cronenberg's "Shivers".

I propose the beer zombie, a new type of zombie that goes about looking for beer.
-- imagooAJ, Nov 09 2000

Beer zombies just find these to be a nuisance. [zombie, Nov 09 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

take off, eh!!
the original beer zombies, hoser. [mihali, Nov 09 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

strange brew
and this is their movie. [mihali, Nov 09 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

I am that beer zombie. So definitely baked <burps>.
-- DrBob, Nov 10 2000

Must have beer! <stagger> I think this idea's brewed, not baked.
-- BigThor, Nov 16 2000

Quick, shoot it in the liver!
-- zombie, Nov 17 2000

"Ow! My liver!"
-- StarChaser, Nov 18 2000

I'm sorry to say that this zombie HAS been invented and it DOES exist. Unfortunately, I'm married to it.
-- rachele, Jan 20 2001

What brand do beer zombies drink? I think Bud or some other awful, tasteless, crappy beer. Maybe Miller.
-- Vance, Jan 30 2001

Check out the episode 'Beer Bad' in Buffy, series 4.
-- IanBennett, Apr 20 2001

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, cloud of beef jerky.
-- cocktaillouie, Mar 30 2004

Maybe they would prever Pabst blue ribbon, or Natural Light.
-- ye_river_xiv, Jun 16 2008

baked: college
-- FlyingToaster, Jun 16 2008

+1 how have I missed this.
-- po, Jun 16 2008

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-- Voice, Jun 17 2008

random, halfbakery