Ninja's have the art of precision, timing, quick movement, and of course, being completely invisible.
Exactly what you need in a restaurant. The only person you see in the ninja restaurant is the a friendly waiter at the door, ready to seat you, then everything after that is a blur.
You're given a menu with tick boxes, which you tick, you place it on the table, maybe a sound distracts you and you look left, BAM. The menu has vanished into thin air. You wonder about it for a second, maybe a blur to your right causes you to glanc-- *BAM* your table is stacked with food, all piping hot, all expertly arranged, sliced and cooked.
Just finished your drink and placing it down on the table? You maybe feel a slight rustle in the air, look down, your glass has been replenished.
And I’m pretty sure, in the rare case that the steak is overcooked, the chef will come out and perform seppuku.
And if you can't pay the check, no washing dishes, it's mortal combat for you buddy.-- jamontoast, May 07 2004 REAL Ultimate Power http://www.realultimatepower.netYou have to add 'http://' [MikeOliver, Oct 04 2004] Samurai Slaughterhouse http://www.halfbake...ai_20Slaughterhouse [hippo, Oct 04 2004] Ninja Burger http://www.ninjaburger.com/Great resturuant. Website also has recipes. [Japanese_Coffee, Oct 04 2004] Could your restaurant use this device? http://www.halfbake...20Star_20Can-OpenerNinja Star Can Opener [sartep, Oct 04 2004] Perhaps like this, but without the buffet? Wire-Fu_20Buffet [Shadow Phoenix, Oct 21 2007] Done http://cityguides.m...ntid=5585553&page=2 [Dominov, Oct 22 2007] I miss [DeathNinja].-- k_sra, May 07 2004 Great! I 'd like to reserve a table for three, please.-- DesertFox, May 07 2004 Ninja commit seppuku? no chance. thats a sameri thing. Also you'd better tip well or the whole poisioning thing comes into play.-- modge, May 07 2004 I thought Hari-Kari was for samurai-- schematics, May 07 2004 Sounds like ninja-magic to me :\
schem> It's harakiri, not hari-kari... >_<-- Aerythes, May 09 2004 As long as they're not comitting bukkake, who cares about the spelling.-- Detly, May 09 2004 Or karaoke.-- Eugene, May 10 2004 //Little of it is fact.//
Just like Mexican food in the US.-- k_sra, May 10 2004 Mexican food can't silently kill then?-- half, May 10 2004 No, it's very noisy.-- DrCurry, May 10 2004 I miss [Deathninja].-- Letsbuildafort, May 10 2004 I just said that.-- k_sra, May 10 2004 No, *I'm* [DeathNinja]! Oh wait...-- Detly, May 10 2004 Thanks. You wait until I return home from the corner Mexican restaurant to share this with me?!-- half, May 11 2004 If I die, you're off my Christmas list.-- half, May 11 2004 //I miss [DeathNinja].//
I miss [DeathNinja].-- sartep, May 11 2004 //I miss [DeathNinja]// Same. This could be merged with my "Wire-Fu Buffet".-- Shadow Phoenix, Oct 21 2007 random, halfbakery