CaptainClapper

I enjoy croissants in real life, which, sadly is my main source of croissant intake - and I have the fishbones to prove it! :-D

Thank you all for the croissants and fishbones alike; the Bakery's a great site.

I have a unique sense of humor, I'm afraid, so don't take anything personally.

If you want or need to get in touch with me, or send a string of horribly offensive expletives to someone, send an email to lechambers at gmail dot com

[Mar 27 2007, last modified Sep 17 2009]

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