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How does that work? Magic?
"Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own." -Sidney Harris
You can have time travel or you can have free will. Choose.
The witless witness wit where none is writ.
Never trust a spy you cannot see. Nor one that you can.
I'm older than you think. I'm even older than I think, sometimes.
Day trading is passe. The real money is in minutes and seconds.
The world would be a better place if Christ had stuck to carpentry and Hitler to water-colors.
Wednesday: As good as any day, just harder to spell.
Nothing wrong with your idea that couldnt be fixed with a dose of chlorpromazine.
(True improv at our house)
A: Who said "Whats the use of a good quotation if you cant change it?"
B: Terry Pratchett? Monty Python?
A: No. It was The Doctor.
B: Which one?
A: I don't know.
[Mar 03 2021, last modified Jan 17 2022]
360 degree basketball (+2)
Annoyingly bright security light (+3, -1)
Appliance Lifter (+1)
Bathroom fan auto-switch & timer (+4)
Blanket Yanker (+5, -1)
Cellphone Camera Cloche (+2)
Coffee grounds ground into ground (+5)
Dead Drop Delivery (+1, -3)
Discreet Walker (+4)
Easy reach furniture leveler (+6)
Electrically expanded seatbelt and airbag (+1)
Exploding Lottery Tickets (+2)
Fact Checkers (+7)
Find your tiny things (+4)
Finish the game (+1)
Flip-It medicine bottle rack (+4)
Grey Chess (+6, -2)
Grocery Bindle Staff (+6)
High altitude rocket assembly (+2)
Holes in bottoms of kitchen drawers (+5)
Hybrid mobility exoskeleton (+2)
JWST Sunglasses (+5, -1)
Knock Off Review service (+7)
Laser Goniometer for disposable razors (+5)
License plate periscope (+4)
Life Insurance Parimutuel (+6)
Liftoff boil-over prevention (+3)
Magic Massage clothing (+5, -1)
Microwave Cooling (+3, -4)
My Eyes Are Up Here Pendant (+2)
Nasal Bots (+1)
Office Building Maze (+3)
Powered rail taxiway (+6)
Pristine Ideas Conservation and Preservation Society (+1)
Q&Q hearing aid reviews (+2)
Rain-clearing eyewear (+1)
Rainbow notification app (+1)
Rectangular Expansion Panels (+2)
Recycle Mask Material (+1)
Reinforce commonly used keys (+1)
Remains to be seen* (+12, -1)
Retirement Countdown Calculator (+2)
Reverse Whoopie Cushion (+7)
RF shielding in paper money (+5)
Screw You Marking Pen (+4)
Scroll to end link (+4)
Self cleaning dining room table (+3)
Self measuring decanter (+5, -1)
Serviceable Pocket Door (+5)
Single-cup coffee accessory kit (+3)
Speed limiting, extended range bike (+4)
Take my marbles and go home (+3)
The Google Test (+1, -1)
The Ozonator (+1)
Variable height raised beds (+6)
Whole mouth water flosser (+5)
Windows Stop Menu (+2, -2)