vfrackis

What a remarkably stupid and pointless idea. — MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 23 2009 [delete]

Is there going to be a Rent-A-Troll catalog that vfrackis can place an ad in, too? — jutta, Jul 22 2009

So the formula is: i) Take something that already exists ii) Make it annoying - oops I mean "adventurous" in some way iii) Post it as a halfbakery idea iv) Hilarity Ensues — zen_tom, Jul 07 2009

Hi [vfrackis] - have you noticed the correlation between fishbones and fun-spoiling yet? If you had just come up with some sort of chaperone avoidance decoy things could have been so different. [-] Again. — wagster, Jul 24 2009

[Mar 02 2009, last modified Jul 24 2009]

3rd Nipple Camera (+4, -4)
abuse deactivation apparatus (+1, -5)
Accent Certification Society (+10, -2)
Adult Playground Equipment (+18)
Airline Toilet Flush Simulator (+4)
Anaconda Line (+3, -1)
Animal Clothing for Humans (+6)
Animal Garbage Can Surprise (+2, -1)
anti addiction supply dogs (+3, -4)
Anti Love Micro Text Wrapping Paper (+9, -1)
apoco lip toe (+1, -1)
Apple Accelerator (+4)
Arranged Marriage Service (+3, -13)
Ass Bank Ass Meter (+2, -7)
Ass Face Book (+9, -3)
Ass Toasters (+2, -4)
attention getting manic depressive umbrella reverso (+6)
audio visual invisibility cloak for vicious dogs (+1)
authentic nozzle lighter (+4)
Autocombustophobic Therapy Bed (+1)
Back Yard Dog Crane (+5)
Bag Lady (+5, -6)
Bald Contempt License (+1, -2)
Balloon Animal ATM (+6)
Balloonickers (+13)
Baptismal whitewater log flume (+9)
Barbie De-storer Keepsake Vender (+1, -2)
Barbie Doll Chandelier (+5)
Bath Monkey (+14, -7)
Bee Hive Pants (+8)
Belly Button Focus - New Trend (+2, -3)
Blow Gun Flu Shot Service (+16)
Body Part Spotter (+9)
Bouncy House Hotel (+5, -1)
Bowling Food Machine (+3, -2)
Box O Guinness Pipes (+9)
Brothspice or Brothpital (+7, -2)
Bumper 2 Bumper Slaplicator (+10, -1)
Bunny Sock Creator! (+6, -4)
Bunny Super Hear Ears (+4, -1)
butt hopper (+1, -3)
C Pee U (+2, -1)
Canine/Feline Party Gear (+4, -1)
Cannabis ATM (+3, -24)
Car Sail (+3)
CarPet (+4, -1)
Cat Oven Alarm (+6, -4)
Catastrophe Tank (+11, -1)
Celebration Hydrant (+3, -1)
Celebrity Bed Crumbs (+3, -5)
Change Gun (+6, -3)
Chaos Bed (+4, -4)
chaos pedals (+3, -2)
Children Multiplication System (+6, -1)
Chimpcoaster (+5, -6)
Chin-pit Deodorant (+4)
choose your own directions (+4)
Clangs ! (+7, -4)
Cocained Makeup Compact (+3, -7)
colostomy wine oh (+2, -4)
Cone Children (+13, -5)
Conversation Radio Cannon (+2, -2)
Corn Hole Garden Buddy (+7)
Corpus hit me (+19, -3)
Coupon Underwear (+1, -4)
Crack Conditioning (+1, -7)
crack tension stimulator (+3)
Cracker Muzzle (+3)
crapalatte (+4, -2)
Crayolettes (+7)
Crazy Glue Sniper Rifle (+5)
Crispie Panties (+9, -11)
Crunchy Breakfast Cereal (+1)
Cuddly Love Deconstructor Reconstructor (+8, -5)
Dance Pan - Tan Pan (+3, -2)
Dancer Hood Pole (+5)
dark pink mannequin sleep watcher (+3)
Death Star (+2)
Deer Rider (+12, -2)
Defensive Fitness Purse (+1)
Diet plate (+4)
Disco Bra (+7, -3)
Dog Balls Licker (+13, -1)
Dog Food Furniture (+4)
Double Knee Pants (+3, -2)
Double Life Monitor (+5, -1)
Down View Glasses (+4)
Dual Purpose Perforated Umbrella (+6)
Ear Agitator (+2, -1)
Electronic Earplugs (+3)
exhibitionist fencing (+5, -1)
Exploding baby Jesus decoy (+9, -2)
Extra Face Muscles (+18, -3)
Extreme Waste Meter (+3, -10)
Face Invader (+5, -3)
Face Lumping (+3, -11)
Face Messenger (+10, -2)
Facial Porno Associator (+7, -10)
Faulty Translations Bulletin Board (+3, -3)
Fellowship of Specific Item Collectors (+8, -2)
fetisher identification stickers (+2)
File Dis-Repairer (+2)
follow me kitty (+3)
Fondle Alarm (+2, -3)
Food Fister! (+12, -9)
Foot Bananas (+3, -1)
for pit lickers eatable deoderant (+12, -3)
Fowl Language Tweeter (+2, -5)
Freedom Preservation Hammer Hat (+2, -2)
frites mustache tab (+3)
Goat Feet (+3, -1)
Goose Chair (+7)
Group TEE (+2, -5)
Hair Mazer (+6, -2)
hammerstein mandate (+1)
Handsome Can Disfigurer (+2, -2)
Happy Ending Park (+1, -8)
hatshewww!!!!!!!! (+16)
haunted door de-creepanoyer (+5)
Haunted House Appliance (+3)
Head Gear Vending Machines (+2)
Heavy Breather (+7)
HFM Detector (+7, -2)
Holy Water Power Wash (+8, -2)
Horse Head-Face Saddle (+4)
Horse Jumping (+4, -1)
Horse Pleasure Cone Hat (+13, -1)
Horse Stroller (+3)
Hospital Face Emoter (+1, -1)
hot pants hot shirt (+6)
HotCold Food (+2, -3)
hypochondriac taxi service (+10)
Ice Cream Birthday Cake Shake Machine (+2, -4)
Ice Likeness (+11)
Image Enhancing Digital Collar (+2)
Incognito Smut Book (+1, -1)
Inflated Self Lover (+11, -1)
International Association of Meat People Defense (+9, -2)
Into the Frying Pan Sleepy Time (+1)
Irritate Hotel 8 (+3, -12)
Junk Drawer De-Organizer (+20, -1)
Justified Kill Camera (+4, -6)
Keyboard Underwear (+3, -1)
Lie Facilitator Manager (+2, -2)
Life Changing Shoes (+3)
Lifelike Prosthetic Petter & Heavy Petter (+2, -1)
Lottery Beer (+2, -4)
Magic Johnson (+7, -4)
Mayhem Adviser (+4, -3)
Mega Phone Pants (+3)
Mild Friend Wild Friend Services (+9, -1)
minus jack box gifter (+6)
mommy impersonation services (+7, -6)
Moses Shoes (+16)
Mucus Inspection Vessel (+3, -2)
Municipal Crosswalk Corpse Bin (+16, -1)
Municipal Marching Bands (+6)
Music Guns (+1, -6)
Musical Utensils (+3, -1)
Nervous System (+1)
nest bed (+4)
noisy pajamas (+3)
nose hair extensions (+6, -2)
nose hair paint brush assembly kit (+2)
Object Wrestling (+8)
Oceanic File Cabinet (+8, -1)
Odor Amplifier (0)
Oral Froth Chewing Gum (+7, -3)
Pant Fire Hot Sauce (+4)
PanZer (+4, -6)
Party Pants (+1, -1)
pavement observatory (+9)
pedestrian cat belt (+4)
pedestrian mirrors (+1)
pedo mego phonic replacer (+4)
peep underwear (+1, -1)
Periography (+3, -1)
Permanent Wrinkle Cream (+1, -1)
personal language evolution looseness predictor (+6)
personal re- annunciator (+1, -1)
Personality Type Conversion Service (+7, -1)
Pet Gas Enhancer (+1, -1)
Pharmacy Pet (+3, -3)
Phobia Calculator (+6, -1)
phonostaticcrackerpack (+1, -2)
Picnic Ant Farm (+6)
PillZill (+1)
Pirate Suitability Exam (+6)
place the lightning here shirt/clothing (+5, -1)
plunger bouquet (+2, -2)
Poacherbots (+3)
Pogo-Helmet (+1)
Popcorn Pleasure Palace (+3)
Porn Life Saver (+10)
Potty Mouth (+3, -2)
projectile fan (+7, -1)
Public Climate Change Sirens (+3)
Public Head Acher (+1, -4)
Racket Vibrator (+5, -5)
Ramification Station (+3, -4)
razor blade de-sharpener (+2)
Reader Control (+2)
Reaper Mittens (+5)
Recliner Kitchen Chair (+2)
Red Hurt Spot (+10, -7)
Reindeer Longbrella (+6)
Relationship Food (+5, -1)
Religious Drone - OOPs (+3, -1)
rifle billards (+15, -1)
Robotic Suffering Nut Factory (+9, -1)
Roller Skate Helmet (+3)
Sanctioned False Idols (+2, -2)
sanford and son language punctuator (+3, -1)
scissor pants (+10, -2)
Screaming Chair Weight Tuner (+13, -1)
Screaming Pinata (+13, -3)
Seed Widespread Printer Discontent (+2, -2)
Seeing Eye Lion (+16, -1)
Seizure Switch (+1, -1)
Self Storage 2 (+5, -1)
Sequence Repeator (+1, -3)
sex organ lighting control system (+4, -1)
Shake A Leg (+2, -3)
Shark Rider (+4)
Shocker Trunk Service (+3, -1)
Shop -VAC Diet Assistant (+3)
shopping cart bus ride (+7)
Siamese Cat Coupler (+3, -2)
Simulated Rain Storm Golf (+4, -1)
Siren Mouse 211 (+2, -4)
sky blue ideer electric (+3)
Sleep Jig Mattress (+12, -1)
Snuffleupagus Inside (+4)
Sod Bed (+12)
Sparky Pants (+9)
Sparky Pee Pee Sensor (+2, -3)
special mattress and tactical team (+9, -2)
Spellgasm! (+14, -6)
Spontaneous Combustion Maps (+1)
Spoon Socks (+2)
Squirrel Pleasure Drone (+13)
Stand Up Sex Cops (+4, -17)
Standing Floor Decals (+3)
Sticky Pole (+7, -5)
stinky new shoes (+1, -2)
Stinky Wet Wear (+6, -8)
strip search tattoos (+1)
stuffed animal adoption booth live (+4, -3)
Stuffed Animal Launcher (+4)
Sugar Dot & Cream Mate (+7, -1)
Synthetic Wit Feeder (+7, -1)
Systemized Amplification of Courage (SAC) (+4, -4)
Take Your Mom to Work Day (+1)
talking dog blind guidance (+7, -7)
Techno Goiter (+3, -4)
The LORD will be with you. (+8, -5)
The Muppet Vote (+15, -2)
Thin Mint Syringe (+5, -1)
Thirsty Eyebrow Juice (+1, -4)
Thought Scrubber (+3, -3)
Throne Splasher (+3, -4)
tissue paper (+6)
Toast Guillotine (+4)
Toe Foods (+1)
Toilet Life Enhancer System (+4)
Toilet Reader (+1, -9)
toilet voltage release pedal (+3)
Un-Brella2 (+1)
UNDER-DOG-MULTI (+4, -1)
Underwear Air Jetter (+3, -2)
Unified Clothing Kit (+6, -1)
Uprising Automat (+4)
Urinal Nut Holder (+3, -7)
urinary car wash (+3, -2)
vacuum & floor polish dog harness (+2)
Vegetarian Missionary Lunch Machine (+3)
Vibrator Menu Communicator (+1, -3)
Vice Driving University (+5)
Visual Instructions for Dogs (+3)
VM=EM Urinal (+4)
Voice Crack on Demand (+1)
Wake Up Corpse (+8, -5)
welcome to the Egodrone (+2, -1)
Wet Mouth Shovel Licker (+7)
wiff notes (+4, -2)
wrinklues (+2)
Xerox Dancers (+3)

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