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Ever sat down at the table to eat a nice warm breakfast that you had hoped that your mother prepared for you with love, only to be handed a plate with runny eggs (and of course too much pepper) and a nice, large (but slim) piece of ham, with a circular bone in the middle (within it still some pinkish marrow) and is cold as the toilet seat you froze your scrotum on that evening. That piece of ham, that salty cold piece of ham, is me. Have a nice day.
I have sucked dick for coke.
[Jan 09 2002, last modified Jan 16 2002]