Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Get half a life.

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Alright, I'd better give you a description despite my irrational internet paranoia. I'm a computer programmer with military experience, conservative political views, and a religious background although have since been unborn. That is, I have lost Jesus. Don't preach, though, I've heard it before.

The most profound statement of my existence can be summed up thusly:

No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last two drops always land in your pants.

[Jun 24 2002]

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