Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Some information about me.

- Super genius.
- Make Newton and Einstein look like gerbils on quaaludes.
- I could have invented the toaster if I were born earlier.
- I am like the J.S. Bach of physics, but with fewer children.
- I'm so intelligent that the pimples on the butt of the chicken I had for dinner last night are smarter than most people.
- I invented the internet.
- One time I made an emergency radio transmitter out of a handfull of worms and a old trumpet.

[Nov 01 2006, last modified Nov 07 2006]

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