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ACL - The All Chemical League

The brave new world of sports
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Where the active abuse of any and all drugs, steroids, chemicals, pills, potions, and powders is sanctioned and mandated by league policy. Best suited for professional football (American). Coaches pre-game speech: "I have it on good authority that Kronski's cousin has a freind who just got a load of pure benzedrine in from a drug company in Germany that they developed to give to Luftwaffe pilots in World War Two. This is the real deal men, that whole team in the other locker room is seething, and this is on top of the bull testosterone that they have been getting all month, and who knows what else they're on. We've been working on some new blood formulas, so make sure you fill up before you go out, and we've mixed some stuff in with the oxygen to numb the pain,so if your not on the field, just keep huffing that stuff. Try not to look at their linebacker Wireston in the eye's, he almost got arrested last week, that guy is crazy, Brenkle, you try and knock some snot bubbles out of him".
ty6, Aug 28 2002

olympics http://www.halfbake...dea/Anabolympics_3f
almost halfbaked [chud, Aug 28 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

WWF do-gooders vs. do-badders http://www.washingt...2001/cheap0525.html
[thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]

"Save Life On Earth" http://www.wwf.org
[thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]

wwf.com is no more, apparently http://www.wwe.com/
The participle is dangling on the ropes! [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]


       But I thought it was - or is that just baseball?
DrCurry, Aug 28 2002

       Amusing. Have a steroid-packed croissant. Say yes, and only yes, to drugs in sport.
sild, Aug 28 2002

       Theme music: NWA "We don't just say no, we're to busy sayin' YEAH!"
calum, Aug 28 2002

       Hmm. Perhaps a good argument against such a league would be the fate of the cyclist Tom Simpson, or Florence Griffith Joyner and their ilk. Indeed any of the so called "professional" (i.e. drug-filled) body building competitors who have died, changed sex, or developed serious illness.

You could also say this is probably already baked in China.
namaste, Aug 28 2002

       Although American Football is not a popular sport in China ...
Aristotle, Aug 28 2002

       WWE (formerly WWF) comes to mind..
Mr Burns, Aug 28 2002

       one note [ty6] < br > does a line break (without the spacing obviously, otherwise there'd have been a line break there).
[thc] why did it change to WWE? I don't see the point in wrestling so don't know, but I'm curious nonetheless.
kaz, Aug 28 2002

       Also, simply leaving an empty line produces a nice, relaxing paragraph break, without the whole <br> mark-up.
jutta, Aug 28 2002

       WWF was a trademark or something for the World Wildlife Foundation and they got upset and sued.
BinaryCookies, Aug 28 2002

       They changed 'cos the WWF (that's the WorldWide Fund for nature, ladies & gents) sued them over the acronym rights and won.
squigbobble, Feb 19 2004

       or use < br / > to comply with XHTML standards.
WordUp, Feb 20 2004


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