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A Case Of Diahorrea

You can still go,even when you gotta go ...
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For those prone to digestive disturbances, this new product from BorgCo is a must.

Externally indistinguishable from a large-ish attache case, it's actually a tough re-useable plastic shell containing a single-use disposable, sealable commode unit.

To use:

Place on chair, open case lid, use as per normal WC (including supplied packet of toilet tissue), peel back tape from seal, close lid. Contents are hygienically sealed in and air freshener sachet is released automatically.

Dispose of used cartridge in suitable waste disposal facility, reload for next use.

Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.

8th of 7, Dec 04 2009

Acknowledged Prior Art http://www.patentst...49/description.html
Portable, collapsible commode - not quite the same thing. [8th of 7, Dec 04 2009]

Case in point. http://www.apartmen...go-briefcase-045454
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 05 2009]

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       I WANT one.... make that three, one to keep and one to give away. I mean I don't suffer the runs but this is perfect for those of us with a toilet design obsession.
pocmloc, Dec 04 2009
  

       // 3-inch hole with an airtight, rubber-sealed plug //   

       That's kinky. Or boastful. Or possibly both .....   

       // make that three, one to keep and one to give away //   

       All major charge and credit cards accepted. Buy in bulk and get a discount on shitting, sorry, shipping.   

       Math isn't your strong point, is it [pocmloc] ?   

       // toilet design obsession //   

       Too much information ...
8th of 7, Dec 04 2009
  

       Could have called it Dispatche Case.
xenzag, Dec 04 2009
  

       Shhhh. More deserving of pity than condemnation ....
8th of 7, Dec 04 2009
  

       "No" is such a very small word.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 04 2009
  

       Yet so final.
8th of 7, Dec 04 2009
  

       It could include an incinerator...
Sparkyplugclean, Dec 05 2009
  

       Ah... So that's what was in the case in 'Pulp Fiction'   

       Brilliant, [8th].
Jinbish, Dec 05 2009
  

       sp: Diarrhoea (Brit. English) ; diarrhea {Amer. English)
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Jinbish, Dec 05 2009
  

       Thanks, [Jinbish], I wondered what word that was trying to be.
tatterdemalion, Dec 05 2009
  

       Well, I'm an expert in shit spelling...
Jinbish, Dec 05 2009
  

       "vacation extravastion attache!" A catchy little euphemism for more tasteful marketing.   

       If you wake up in your room after an evening of blacked-out alcohol abuse, and find you've misapprehended the purpose of one or the other of your attaches at some point, well.. you may rest assured that your paperwork is in ordure.   

       (half bakery could use a little rimshot WAV once in a while)
outloud, Dec 05 2009
  

       //half bakery could use a little rimshot WAV once in a while// or a mallet.   

       [edit: haha]
FlyingToaster, Dec 05 2009
  

       Actually I'd had very high hopes for the tumbleweed generator proposed some years back. Software would detect the occasionally stunning ignorance of irony, or the shamefully weak attempt at wordplay, as my own above, and scroll a tumbleweed across the bottom immediately while the rest of the forum labors to bring the mood, and the quaity of discourse, back into trim.
outloud, Dec 05 2009
  
      
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