Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Adult Baby Walker
A mucous-covered baby is enough to deal with.
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Expectant fathers, giddy with excitement, understandably faint during the birth of a child. This means that the staff have three problems to deal with...a new born, an exhausted mother, and a 200lb lump on the floor with a broken collar bone.

I suggest that fathers attending the birth of a child be made to use comically large baby walkers. They could be sponsored/built by the makers of regular baby walkers.


paraffin power, Feb 04 2005

Like this, but bigger. http://www.kiddicare.com/icat/walkers
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