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Facebook just bought Oculus, a virtual reality company and Latin
eye, for 2 billion dollars. I have a proposal for them. Ah Culus!, a
real reality company and Latin for Ah, Anus!, would be our portal
back down here to the real world. Ah Culus is a band of merry
pranksters who travel
a world spanning circuit of Maker Faires and
other similar real-space events events focusing on activities that
bring us anus-first into the future. This would be the opposite of
Human powered flapping flight will be the result of the 3D printing
revolution, because eventually people will realize that the best
for all of this is to adaptively smooth us into our surroundings.
Virtual reality is going to yank us inside out through our eyes. Ah
Culus! will turn us back right side out by being an ever-moving
network of traveling makers focused on innovation around
undulatory mobility. Ah Culus! will eventually root every human
to their corresponding configuration of iron atoms at the center of
the earth, through our anuses, rather than ripping us apart light-
first, through our eyes.
GUI, pronounced "gooey" as in, "The chewing gum stuck to the bottom of my shoe is a gooey mess.
[JesusHChrist, Apr 04 2014]
||bun for absurdity! (my eyes, my eyes)