Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
Sugar and spice and unfettered insensibility.

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

user:
pass:
register,


   

Airplane Roller Coaster Takeoff

Wheeeeee!!!
  (+6)
(+6)
  [vote for,
against]

Since a great deal of fuel is used in taking off... oh, who am I kidding? I don't give a rats ass how much fuel they use.

I'll start over:

Have everyone pile into the airplane and strap themselves in. Have the flight attendant point out the exits and remind passengers that, in the event of a theme park landing, nitrous oxide face masks will drop out of the overhead compartment.

Allow the airplane to get going on the ride. After four or five harrowing minutes, when the airplane reaches its highest point on the roller coaster track and starts its inevitable plunge toward earth, kick in the afterburners and take off on the next upswing. Next Stop: Albuquerque.

Stage another airplane on the ride.

Grogster, Aug 15 2011

[link]






       Yay! I get to ride first.   
      
[annotate]
  


 

back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle