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Anti dog Lampost
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Having a dog of my own, I do notice that certain lamposts are corroding quite badly. How about a rain-water collection system that feeds in to a small tank in the base of the lampost. A sensory pad is wrapped around the post and the acidic effluent of the aforesaid dog triggers a hefty squirt in the opposite direction, thus deterring the dog from continuing its business. The dog being a smart animal will remember this and take its leak in a more bio-friendly area in future.

Jacob Marley, Nov 08 2005

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       I need to repost one of my old ideas.

DrCurry, Nov 08 2005
  

       Only the bravest Uber-dogs will "own" these lamp posts.

UnaBubba, Nov 08 2005
  

       Simplify: Collect rain water in a dish that encircles the base of the lamp post.   

       Problem solved. Dogs won't piss where there's drinkable water.   

       Later, thoughtfully: In many ways dogs are smarter than us.

Texticle, Nov 08 2005
  

       Oh they are not, unless you measure smartness in some unusually different way than I do.

bristolz, Nov 08 2005
  

       Well, they're not smarter than all of us, but a good proportion, you must admit.

UnaBubba, Nov 08 2005
  

       [bristolz], I started with the assertion that pissing into one or other's drinkable water is not smart, and worked backwards from there.   

       How do you measure smartness?

Texticle, Nov 09 2005
  

       these instant sensory pads are pretty amazing.

po, Nov 09 2005
  

       I say zap him next time!

dogzapper, Nov 09 2005
  

       You would say that, wouldn't you [dogzapper]?

Texticle, Nov 09 2005
  

       Image of dog launched into air by massive current, as it pisses on the faulty wiring that powers this thing.

UnaBubba, Nov 09 2005
  

       But he wouldn't do it again though [UnaBubba]

Jacob Marley, Nov 10 2005
  
      
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