h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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Putting on these shoes and tying the knots activates them. You may barely notice the faint liturgical-like voices at first. Singing. One shoe answering the other in song. After a while, they build in volume, until it becomes almost embarrassing. Only by running can you stop them. And you must run a
certain distance, or else the singing slowly begins anew
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this idea came to me in a dream. Id just put on my running shoes, the result of a new years resolution. Immediately falling into a swoon on the sofa, I awoke to the antiphonal mewing of cats in either ear
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not sure how this is supposed to work. knowing me, I would sit in a chair and tap my feet up and down. |
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//not sure how this is supposed to work//Maybe they use their tongues or are string instruments playing sole music? + |
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Keep on Running Long and Winding Road Don't Stop Taps |
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Add in a few monitors and it could break into Beethoven's 5th ("Fate Knocking") if your vital signs reach a critical threshold. |
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Running on Ice.
Running with the Devil
The Magic Flute |
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