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Arch-enemy Matchmaker Service

 Guaranteed someone you'll love to hate—or your money back!™
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Just like a dating service: you fill out a form with your stats and interests, and it comes back with possible matches... but not for the love of your life, but the loathe of your life.

Be you superhero or average joe, life is more exciting with conflict.You feel sort of important when there's another person out there who devotes his entire life to making yours miserable.

—FakeGreenDress, Jan 10 2001

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       Much more easily done. Work with ANY of my managers....they all seem to fit the bill according to your stated parameters
—ickledinkle, Jan 10 2001
   

       How about an arch-enemy for your nemesis? It's cheaper and (slightly) more legal than a hit man. The hit man gets the job done fast, while the tailored arch-enemy could annoy your nemesis ceaselessly, for ages.   

       Of course, this could also be called "conspiracy to stalk" or "second-degree stalking," or something ...
—1percent, Apr 05 2001
   

       I think Jason Button is plenty of arch nemesis for me.
—AfroAssault, Apr 05 2001
   

       My exwife annoys me ceaselessly, for ages.
—thumbwax, May 16 2001
   

       I don't need a service for this. ;)
—arghblah, Oct 01 2001
   

       I like it.   

       It would be fun to attack someone, but if I attack someone I know (like a manager) everyone would think I'm a jerk. Also, picking enemies off the street runs the risk of escalation. The service could pair up enemies who have the same concept of the limits of the conflict. I'd prefer a nemesis who would be willing to keep the damages within an agreed upon price range, would not harm 3rd parties, and would not press charges. Others might have different criteria.   

       The service could also provide legal services, contracts, escrow accounts, and binding mediation for ending the relationship.
—tolly2, Feb 06 2002
   

       Seems like something that would be done in Japan.
—thumbwax, Feb 06 2002
   

       Funny, mine keeps coming up with my alter-ego...
—RayfordSteele, Feb 07 2002
   


 

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