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low profile hat for people with spatial awareness/general balance issues
a baseball cap that is made up of a fabric
covered layer of hardened foam. the foam
would be impact rated to the standards of
say skateboarding helmets.
standard features include a breakaway bill for
protection against falls, and a flex-fit capable
interior webbing that will keep the hat
your head at impact.
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You mean these, perhaps? [Custardguts, Nov 18 2008]
||It's a helmet cap-- a helmap.
||Why would the bill have to break-away? I've actually had the bill of my ball cap deflect objects (softballs, hockey sticks, angry beekeepers) away from my face, maintaining my boyish good looks. And the flex-fit webbing will have to be very well-fitted to keep the helmap on one's head. Perhaps the addition of a skin-tone chinstrap would be helpful?
||well, the breakaway bill prevents it from
going through your forehead when you
trip over something.
|| there are some alternatives to flexfit,
maybe like the head gripping part of a