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The Ass/Elbow Recognition System could tell you for instance
whether you we're pointing the camera of a cell phone at a
relatively smoothly graduated area of light (ass) or a relatively
sharply graduated area (elbow), assuming that there would be
sharp corners of light as long as the camera
wasn't too close to
elbow. This iPhone app could work like the Looktel money reader
which recognizes denominations of at least American and
bills for people who are blind, by using a synthesized voice to
announce the bill denomination as the camera is waved over it.
recognition could say, "Ass, ass, elbow, elbow," as it was waved
different body parts. I would benefit greatly from using this app.
A different kind of ass recognition
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||How would you know you would benefit greatly from this
||This program is not responding and may be caught in an
||In-app purchases could offer expansion packs, such as
ass/hole in the ground and shit/Shinola.
||I had a boss once who would have used this.
He seemed quite concerned to see only "Asses and elbows boys" while we were on the clock.
||I thought this was going to be something more like
"Your Ass And A Hole In The Ground. A Comparative
Primer For First
Year College Graduates."
||The use of the term: "first year college graduates"