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<<crickets>> app

silence activated
 
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So that, when a joke falls flat, or there is a pause for comprehension, or when you were expecting applause but there is silence, cricket chirps will play from your cell phone.
JesusHChrist, Jul 30 2013

Baked http://cricketsapp.com/
First hit for "crickets app". [Wrongfellow, Jul 30 2013]

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       This silence-activated app could also be programmed to say things like, "but ummm,", and, "its-its-its-its just that---", to reserve high ground in contentious conversations.
JesusHChrist, Jul 30 2013
  

       What's really needed is an interference sound app, so you can cancel out the sound of the unfunny joker and thence not have to listen in the first place.
not_morrison_rm, Jul 31 2013
  
      
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