Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
I heartily endorse this product and/or service.

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

user:
pass:
register,


           

Auto-Mobile Homes

at the Magic Meadow Ball Park
  (+2, -3)
(+2, -3)
  [vote for,
against]

As you know, the management is justifiably proud of its colorful complex of easy-roll, round houses - spherical living that changes site when you change rooms. We are also, of course, sympathetic to the welfare of our large family of discerning, white trash tenants.

Your savvy choice of inexpensive and daringly modern abodes, places you in the upper 90%. Therefore for your safety and convenience, some of our principle rules must be reiterated:

Placing plastic gnomes and pink flamingoes on the grounds, is done at the owner's risk.

Adults must accompany children at all times on the premises (a cat was squashed in lot #53 just yesterday).

Before answering the door, all other inhabitants must first be securely seat-belted.

Velcro patches can be picked up at the office for anchoring of potpourri, toilet paper roll covers, etc.

We wish to remind you of the Wal-Mart special on curved, ersatz, wood paneling and concave, velvet paintings. Gentle breezes are expected this evening, guaranteeing rock-a-bye slumber for our well-rounded guests.

FarmerJohn, Jan 20 2003

(??) View from the highway, 295KB. http://www.geocitie...hnnie/ballpark.html
[FarmerJohn, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

[link]






       <phone rings>"Hello, Jim-Bob? Could you come over and give our house a shove? Yeah, I think it's stuck on the doorknob again."
lurch, Jan 20 2003
  

       YES.
skinflaps, Jan 20 2003
  

       Looking at the drawing, I kept imagining the worlds largest game of pocket billiards. <ouch>
krelnik, Jan 20 2003
  

       Could be great fun in a tornado.
RayfordSteele, Jan 20 2003
  
      
[annotate]
  


 

back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle