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These underpants have a cloth separator between the penis and
testicles. A condom is placed inside this separate area, followed
the penis in a flaccid state. When the penis becomes erect, the
base of the condom which is immobilized by a lubricated ridge, is
held in place, and it unrolls
as the penis engorges in size. The
underpants are easily removed because the ridge doesn't prohibit
motion in that direction, so you are ready to fuck population
A different approach to a different problem
[normzone, Nov 15 2013]
Condom applicator underpants
[rcarty, Nov 16 2013, last modified Nov 28 2013]
And a little NSFW sketch for [normzone] and anyone like minded
a little sketch I had in a binder [rcarty, Nov 16 2013]
shameless self&c [calum, Nov 16 2013]
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||You're either not getting enough recently, or you're getting far too much. For a competitive technology, please see link.
||Interesting wet suits are probably good sexual aides like
exercise pants because of the extra firmness they provide,
but still tight and skinlike. There should be a wetsuit with
appropriate holes for sexual sexiness.
||More importantly, remember Rule One (As expounded by Lu Tze).
||In my not entirely limited experience, the underpants are
no longer a factor by the time the condom becomes
involved...is there something I missed out on before I,
ahem, hung up my cleats?
||Well, unless you use the trick of staying flaccid to increase
the chances of getting a blowjob or a handjob, in many
cases the penis will be erect before pants removal. But if
not, the unused condom is still inside these undies waiting
to be put on by hand
||//immobilised by a lubricated ridge// it's difficult to picture this working with those of us less endowed.
||Could rather a mechanical trigger be incrporated in order to trip a mechanism to release the previoulsy expanded prophylactic once a pre-determined expansion had been achieved?
||That's possible. Although, the way I imagine it, even a wee
wee would still fit inside. These are quite tight fitting
andd the penis and testicles are well sectioned off.
Although, it's possible, to be absolutely certain, that an
insert could be put in between the ridge of the "penis
pocket" to make it more snug for wee wees. I'll prepare a
diagram within a day's time.