Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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If you’d like to show someone how much you really love them, then send a BaconGram today.

Call in your order to one of our BaconCenters and soon your loved one will be receiving a full pound of cooked bacon, wrapped in decorative, absorbent paper, packaged in a plain brown bag with your message of love handwritten on a paper napkin.

We deliver to most locations.

xandram, Oct 06 2008

Believe it or not - this dea has been done before http://web.archive....con_20Fax_20Machine
[hippo, Oct 06 2008]

http://991.com/newG...apped-Up-400591.jpg [hippo, Oct 06 2008]

Can I get mine taped to a cat instead? http://scalzi.com/whatever/004457.html
[jutta, Oct 06 2008]

(?) for [Jinbish] I found this office with the Pig Man... http://www.geocities.com/LRampey/pigs.htm
[xandram, Oct 06 2008]

(?) for vegetarians... http://www.iateapie...lightlife_smart.php
[xandram, Oct 07 2008]

BACON http://www.flickr.c...tindale/2923825095/
photographed earlier today [Ian Tindale, Oct 08 2008]


       you know what goes good with bacon? croissants. [+]
jaksplat, Oct 06 2008

       use a fax machine!
po, Oct 06 2008

       [po] very clever
hippo, Oct 06 2008

       *I* never said via fax machine! This is a real personalized delivery!
xandram, Oct 06 2008

       //*I* never said via fax machine!//
But if it isn't, how will you ensure that the received bacon was *exactly* as sold to the sender?
coprocephalous, Oct 06 2008

       Could I have some real fit courier person in a bacon vest?
po, Oct 06 2008

       [po] What like this? (see link)
hippo, Oct 06 2008

       yes, but a male one
po, Oct 06 2008

       //But if it isn't, how will you ensure that the received bacon was *exactly* as sold to the sender?//
you can fax us your customer satisfaction survey, but [po]'s would go to a different department...
xandram, Oct 06 2008

       Presumably not Muslim or Jewish or vegetarian... heehee.
jetgrrl, Oct 06 2008

       [jutta], thats one, weird, sick and very disturbing link ..... the bacon isn't even cooked .....   

       [+] for the idea, by the way, [xandram]
8th of 7, Oct 06 2008

       Would you send this via the Pork Office?
Jinbish, Oct 06 2008

       'swine and roses.   

       For when there's no cure.
Ian Tindale, Oct 06 2008

       That's just offall...
hippo, Oct 07 2008

       [xandram]: Thanks! It's not very day that someone puts up a link just for me. Golly, that's just swill!
Jinbish, Oct 07 2008

       A pound of Ireland's finest is on it's way to you [xan].
wagster, Oct 07 2008

       //what about vegetarians?//

Well yes, it would certainly be more humane and romantic to send a vegetarian wrapped in absorbent paper rather than a bit of dead pig.
DrBob, Oct 07 2008

       //what about vegetarians?//
It would be really stupid to send one of these to a vegetarian...
There are already fruit arangements, chocolates or other things to send to vegetarians!
(unless they have a craving for some meatless fake bacon--oh yeah FAKON) [see link]
xandram, Oct 07 2008

       // human flesh tastes just like pork. //   

       It does. Trust us on this. Kebabs to die for .....   

       // vegetarians //   

       Tofu. Nailed to a cat. With a BIG nail .....
8th of 7, Oct 07 2008

       There is such a thing as vege-bacon. It's an hilarious idea to create a replica version of bacon strips, only using non-meat based products. As I don't eat any meat, it has become a favourite of mine. Can I therefore have a vege-bacongram in return for this croissant? +
xenzag, Oct 08 2008

       Why of course, sir. If you look up at the links, I have already supplied one for vegetarians!!

       ...and Thanks to [Ian] we now have our own international delivery plane! cool!!
xandram, Oct 08 2008


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