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Bakin' at the Baker's Ball

With apologies to Dr. Hook and Shel Silverstein
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Well...

There's gonna be a Baker's Ball...

Tonight at the baker’s hall...

And you know you're invited one and all...

Come on bakers, grab your Cocktail Mice
load your Phone Pistol, take your Vitamin Spice
don't forget your Spongeformed Ice...
‘cause, we're going to the Baker's Ball. (yes!)

ring your Pencil Bell, light your Whistling Bong
grab a Pet Beer to take along,
it feels so good, it must be wrong
we’re Bakin’ at the Baker’s Ball

All the vets and the newbies are boogying together
the fruity guys are dressed in all Apple Leather
the greatest of the bakers and the satirists too
screaming "please bun me, and I'll bun you."

the moderators are dancing with the trolls
IBD'ers are swinging OB souls
across the floor and up the wall
we're bakin at the Bakers Ball.
Bakin’ at the Baker’s Ball

everybody’s encouraged each other
to come up with something original, brother
smear my body up with custard
and take me to the Bakers Ball

pass the Safe Drug, and pour the Ball Lightning Wine
I’ll Tickle Your Elbow, If you’ll tickle mine
I’m gonna Lumbago ‘till I go blind
I’m Bakin at the Baker’s Ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, ocher ones,
Flocking Road Cones looking for broker ones
the meanest of the bakers and the vindictive too
screaming "don’t bone me, or I'll bone you."

everybody’s bakin’ in batches,
Pyrotechnic Billiards burning like matches
I'm looking for something to itch my scratches
I’m bakin’ at the Baker’s Ball. (Yall)
Bakin’ at the Baker’s Ball.

ato_de, Oct 09 2003

cocktail mice http://www.halfbake...dea/Cocktail_20Mice
[waugsqueke] [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

phone pistol http://www.halfbake...idea/Phone_20Pistol
melanerpes [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

vitamin spices http://www.halfbake...ea/Vitamin_20Spices
JT [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

spongiform ice http://www.halfbake...ea/spongiform_20ice
jutta [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

pencil bell http://www.halfbake.../idea/pencil_20bell
girlwholuvsNSync [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

whistling bong http://www.halfbake...ea/Whistling_20Bong
lawpoop [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

my pet beer http://www.halfbake...dea/My_20Pet_20Beer
whozlot [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

apple leather http://www.halfbake...dea/Apple_20Leather
gb2000 [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

safe drug http://www.halfbake...om/idea/Safe_20Drug
hippo [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

ball lightning wine http://www.halfbake..._20Lightning_20Wine
bungston [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

tickle me elbow http://www.halfbake...Tickle_20Me_20Elbow
dijontoothpaste [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

lumbago http://www.halfbake.../idea/The_20Lumbago
DrBob [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

flocking road cones http://www.halfbake...king_20Road_20Cones
st3f [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

pyrotechnic billiards http://www.halfbake...technic_20billiards
2 fries shy of a happy meal [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

The First Annual HalfBaker's Ball http://www.halfbake...alfBaker_27s_20Ball
My inspiration. Thank you K-sra. [ato_de, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

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       :::applause:::   

       could you do an encore with "levitate"?
po, Oct 09 2003
  

       Very good. And sure to get you on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
lintkeeper2, Oct 09 2003
  
      
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